Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

I remember years ago getting drunk and flicking through the channels. On one side was a film where a vampire Martin Kemp was shagging Alyssa Milano, on the other side was him in The Outer Limits. Spoilt for choice really.

Lucky Milano slag.

[BOLLOCKS]

I remember years ago getting drunk and flicking through the channels. On one side was a film where a vampire Martin Kemp was shagging Alyssa Milano, on the other side was him in The Outer Limits. Spoilt for choice really.

[BOLLOCKS]

What a guy.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...-over-singing/

[Clegg]

The top jokes were:

1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "

3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."

4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."

5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."

6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."

7. George Ryegold - "****ography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."

8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"

9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."

10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."

[Left Hook Tua]

i don't understand the rocket salad joke.

explain.

[Bastolio+]

i don't understand the rocket salad joke.

explain.

no


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[Clegg]

Rocket is a green vegtable-type food. Not really seen it as a main ingredient before, only as one of those things that a chef will add to a meal but which won't really make much of a difference.

[Bastolio+]

rocket salad is lovely stuff. rocket salad with watercress and olives make a great salad

[Clegg]

No such thing as a great salad.

You watch Breaking Bad?

[Earl-Hickey]

Oh, Danny boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy