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  • Don't forget your sandpaper condoms D. :mangler:

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    • Originally posted by Derranged View Post
      I mean it is 70 proof, that aint that soft.

      I'd like to punch a ***** square in the nose right now. Then fuck her butt.

      Would you support that decision?
      lmaaoo. Hit her up with the Alabama Hot Pocket, and you would get my full support, D.

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      • You cats are soft. Especially Ehud Sharon.

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        • Originally posted by Sweet Pea 50 View Post
          lmaaoo. Hit her up with the Alabama Hot Pocket, and you would get my full support, D.
          Im ashamed to say I don't know what an Alabama Hotpocket is.

          Please explain.


          And Mangler, good **** remembering the sandpaper condoms.

          Rubbing alcohol and salt mixture lube should go along with that.

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          • You have been acting like a fuckin jerk lately, Rasheed.

            Don't make me hop on the turnpike, son.

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            • Originally posted by street bully View Post
              You cats are soft. Especially Ehud Sharon.
              Street bully, you still got it my friend!! Merry new year to you friend!!


              Originally posted by Derranged View Post
              Im ashamed to say I don't know what an Alabama Hotpocket is.

              Please explain.


              And Mangler, good **** remembering the sandpaper condoms.

              Rubbing alcohol and salt mixture lube should go along with that.
              And George, I'm usually to dazed by the speed of life and all its obligations to tell you that you really are a fine poster.

              I hope you don't think I've underrated you, because I haven't. You're p4p material in my book chum.

              If I had to call you anything, I'd say you were a real mench.

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              • Originally posted by Derranged View Post
                You have been acting like a fuckin jerk lately, Rasheed.

                Don't make me hop on the turnpike, son.
                Don't take it to heart homie, you are a good guy. Shalom.

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                • Originally posted by Derranged View Post
                  Im ashamed to say I don't know what an Alabama Hotpocket is.

                  Please explain.


                  And Mangler, good **** remembering the sandpaper condoms.

                  Rubbing alcohol and salt mixture lube should go along with that.
                  You don't wanna know what the Alabama hot pocket is D. It's basically sacrilege.

                  And you killed me wit the last line homey. :mangler:

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                  • Originally posted by Derranged View Post
                    I mean it is 70 proof, that aint that soft.

                    I'd like to punch a ***** square in the nose right now. Then fuck her butt.

                    Would you support that decision?
                    I think you're too drunk to even get it up; so don't even try- you'll embarrass yourself...

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                    • Originally posted by BoxingPromoter View Post
                      I think you're too drunk to even get it up; so don't even try- you'll embarrass yourself...
                      You are probably right.

                      But I'd have no choice.

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