I like to skeet in their eyes and try to give them bad directions to the nearest towel.
Word.
I was gonna do Tickle my balls. But after peeing allover them it's best they just make my dinner then FUK OFF OUTTA MY LIFE.
Then i call saying how sorry i am and i can change, let me prove it, im a NICE gentleman.
Then when they arrive i ensure im in my tight white boxers and shiny black dressing gown prepared to repeat the RESPECT principles i layed out in my previous post.
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