Females lieing about there age n stuff

[AKATheMack]

She looked 23 how was I supposed to know she was 11?

[BarryObama]

She looked 23 how was I supposed to know she was 11?

your punchlines aways connect kid.

[joe strong]

im almost 36,still got all my long beautiful golden fleece,not one wrinkle & can pass for 27 or 28.....i lie & say im 41....i get alot of attention....spent saturday night with a 21 year old....it wasnt even a hooker for once...picked her up at the strip club...

[AKATheMack]

im almost 36,still got all my long beautiful golden fleece,not one wrinkle & can pass for 27 or 28.....i lie & say im 41....i get alot of attention....spent saturday night with a 21 year old....it wasnt even a hooker for once...picked her up at the strip club...

Okay so Im confused.

[joe strong]

Okay so Im confused.

she was a

waitress....

[AKATheMack]

she was a

waitress....

Either we dont have waitresses at the strip clubs here or I drink way too much before I go to the strip club. Not sure.

[joe strong]

Either we dont have waitresses at the strip clubs here or I drink way too much before I go to the strip club. Not sure.

your strip clubs suck! full nudity,shooter girls giving ass & box shots...go to mexico or thailand & watch live sex shows while getting sucked off

[phallus]

Well, i have a thing for slightly older women 30-40 years old

so for me age isnt that important, i often have to lie about my age (say im older) to get these tarts

before i was married, i was a 20 year old who liked banging 35 year old women, now i'm their age and when i meet a woman and she says she's 41 i want to poke her. when i'm an old man i think i'll still be looking for 41 year olds

some of them probably some cougars in disguises and want a young cat lol

your strip clubs suck! full nudity,shooter girls giving ass & box shots...go to mexico or thailand & watch live sex shows while getting sucked off

the peeler bar we had in town had strippers who would put the neck of the beer bottles in their cooch and then give them back to us to drink. i used to always get beer in bottles, never cans so the stripper could put it her cooch and then i'd have a bottle of ***** flavored beer

[Earl-Hickey]

mid 30s-40s is a womans prime i keep saying it

[Spacey1991]

Are you a size "king?"

This is the internet... so my dick is 12 inches.