Official 'Yo Momma' Thread.

[Terrel]

Yo momma is so ugly, Maury told the b*tch "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

[Always]

Yo momma is so fat, she dont take ****s, she lays logs!

[Terrel]

Yo momma so stupid, she failed a blood test!

Yo momma so stupid she revised for a drug test.

[Terrel]

Yo mama is so fat she went to the local restaurant, looked at the menu and said "Ok"

[Always]

Yo momma is so ugly, the b*tch went out, and people tried to explain to the b*tch that it wasnt Halloween!

[Terrel]

Yo mamma is like the bermuda triangle, she sucks up seamen.

[Always]

Yo momma is so fat, she eats 3 meals a day........... 3 TIMES A DAY!!!!!

[Terrel]

Yo mommas so broke she never heard of 50 cent and i dont mean the rapper.

[Always]

Yo mamma is like the bermuda triangle, she sucks up seamen.

Yo momma is like a bowling ball, she constantly gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter!

[Always]

Yo momma is like the village bicycle, EVERYONE gets to ride!