Holly Hunter vs Hilary Swank

[GOAT86]

Who'd ya take to tha olive-garden? Holly or Hilly?

Holly


Hilly

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'd take anything.

But if both were offered to me and I could only take one, I'd go for Holly. Not even arsed about her being in her prime or not. I'll have her now or in 20 years time.
See if I care.

[GOAT86]

I'd take anything.

Congrats, you a 100% hetero male with big-azz balls (no ****).

[Southpaw Stinger]

Congrats, you a 100% hetero male with big-azz balls (no ****).

Any chance you could write this down and send it to me father?

Might put me back into his will.

[GOAT86]

Any chance you could write this down and send it to me father?

Might put me back into his will.

Sorry to tell ya, but somebody has to. You don't have any father. You were created in some gene-lab. Have a nice day nevertheless.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Sorry to tell ya, but somebody has to. You don't have any father. You were created in some gene-lab. Have a nice day nevertheless.

I honestly couldn't be happier with this revelation.

[GOAT86]

I honestly couldn't be happier with this revelation.

Always there to help, bro. I assume your rellatives aren't some textbook nice-guys?

[Walt Liquor]

Ill take Heather Hunter

[T.Horton]

Any chance you could write this down and send it to me father?

Might put me back into his will.

[GOAT86]

Ill take Heather Hunter

Good choice. Open-minded and ready. Basically Hilly with colour. Defo wifey-material ftw.