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Originally posted by BOLLOCKS View PostLet me have 30Bill.
guy runs into god one day.
guy: god can i ask you something?
god: of course , my son.
guy: how long for me is one second to you?
god: well , my son , one second for me is like 1,000 years to you.
guy: wow. how far is 1 foot to you for me?
god: well , my child , 1 foot to me is 1,000 miles for you.
guy: how about a dollar? what is 1 dollar to you worth to me?
god: well.....1 dollar for me is worth 1 billion dollars to you.
guy: god , can i have a dollar?
god: sure. just give me a second.
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