R.I.P. Laddie?

[BOLLOCKS]

Wank In Peace.

[Southpaw Stinger]

The Lord Alan works in mysterious ways. So I'm feck'd if I know.

I don't think our Laddie has been here since May. That's a long ****ing time so it is. He has disappeared for a few months before... but never this long. I just don't know what to think.
Perhaps Tua killed him.

[BostonGuy]

I hope not. He was a good lad so he was. Maybe he's been on another stint with de drink...

[Left Hook Tua]

Alan works in mysterious ways. We can't always hope to understand his plan but have faith in him.

Praise be Alan. There is no Alan but Alan.

[BostonGuy]

Laddie could be with "Alan at the bar."

[Southpaw Stinger]

Laddie could be with "Alan at the bar."

Nah. I've checked all the latest tabs. All recent drinks ordered have been half pints.
Laddie ain't there.

[BOLLOCKS]

Might be up there in atheist heaven with Hitchens and Darwin.

[Bretty Poy32]

who, oasis lad?

[Southpaw Stinger]

Might be up there in atheist heaven with Hitchens and Darwin.

Aye, none of 'em quite believe where they are.

[Derranged]

He's back on the drink for sure. Only this time he might have accidentally broke the computer after vigorously wanking to some tranny porn on the internet.