This girl bought me a hookah for going to see Twilight!

[$Bullsfam$]

Still, for what you endured I would expect more, much more. Maybe you have an incredibly high pain threshold. I'm not sure I could put up with that level of torture.

Its called a fifth of henne black and mad weed to get wasted. Change the whole movie haha starts laughing at leprachuns or some *****.

I'll go and see Twilight with my wife if she buys me a Maserati.



What sport will you be watching?

Gay! Smoke some herb that jesus provided to his wonderful human race!

Even if it was a gold plated and encrusted with diamonds, it still wouldn't be worth 2 hours of watching Twilight.

Gotta get wasted then ***** turns to gold son! Haha

[-Mustang-]

they should hand out guns to the audience ... in case they want to put themselves out of misery

[KingDosia]

[squealpiggy]

This is more in line with the kind of compensation I would expect.

"But" she would argue "I can't afford to buy you a Maserati!"

"Then" I reply "You can't afford my company at the new Twilight film."