Originally posted by MARKBNLV
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So President Obama just stopped at the ice cream place next door to my house
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so my house was just on the 6 oclock news with the president eating his ice cream in front of it. I didnt get to see it but my brother in law just called and said dude the president was in front of your house eating ice cream and my down stairs neighbors were in the shot taking photos of him.
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so I take the lady out to eat last night at this steak house called the Jack Russell and it just happens to be the place where all the secret service agents are going when they are off duty. So after dinner and a few beers later I tell the lady I need to use the rest room so I find one and it's a normal bathroom but it has the angled ceiling in it because the stairs run above it.
So I'm taking my piss with my head tilted to one side because it's so tight in there that when I come out I am passing a table of 3 agents and I say to my girl damn that bathroom must be for midgets when all of a sudden I hear one of the agents say something like "I hit my head" so I just assumed he used the same bathroom too. Well I say " You hit your head too in there?" the agents all turn and look at me like I got 3 heads and the one says "ahhh no different conversation" at this point my girlfriend just turns her head and acts like she doesnt know me and starts laughing.
I thought it was pretty funny that I over hear a guy saying he hits his head as I'm just returning from a midget bathroom and hitting my head. but it was two totally different conversations.
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