who has the best slang; american english or british english

[Rapid Counter]

"Oh hello, care for a crumpet?"

Who the f**k talks like that?

"Jolly good old chap"

"Cheery O"

"Cor blimey guvnor"

We either sound like world war 2 officers or Dick Van Dyke

[THE REED]

British is the most hilarious.

[fight_professor]

Who the f**k talks like that?

"Jolly good old chap"

"Cheery O"

"Cor blimey guvnor"

We either sound like world war 2 officers or Dick Van Dyke

C'mon dude, we do struggle to sound hard or meaningful.

[D-MiZe]

Sounding intimidating has nothing to do with an accent.

[Rapid Counter]

C'mon dude, we do struggle to sound hard or meaningful.

Don't know what you mean. I sound hard as f**k lol

[fight_professor]

My accent is typically Oxford and I speak in RP - mostly. Its good for presentations and formal stuff. Sucks socially.

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Do y'all really switch out a word for another rhyming word?

"We're in barney....barney rubble....trouble"!

That shit's funny.

[fight_professor]

I dont. Some folks do.

[Rapid Counter]

Do y'all really switch out a word for another rhyming word?

"We're in barney....barney rubble....trouble"!

That shit's funny.

I've honestly never heard anyone say it. Only in oceans 11

We use the word Barney for if someone having an argument. Having a Barney, but its not that common. Its typical east london talk but its old fashioned and only used by the old boys these days

[Barn]

Barnburner's Basic Scottish Slang Guide:
Of the top of my head.

I am - Am (ahm)
I - A (ah)
can't - cannie (can;ae)
don't - dinnie (din;ae)
going to - (gawny/gaun tae)
do - dae
know - ken
I'll - Al
little - wee
what - whit
think - hink
doing - dae-ing
balls - bawz
die - dee
mother - maw
old one - auld yin
alright - awryte
about - aboot
over - aer (ay-er)
one - wan
all - aw
together - the geether
out - oot
wasn't - wisnae
down - doon
a look - a swatch
head - heed
isn't - isnae
to hit - to scud
standing - staunding