The top ten people I'd most like to **** right now...

5. Scarlett Johansson


A blandly predictable choice, for which I apologise, Scarlett was last seen in the media when her arse starred in The Avengers.

I wasn't taken with Scarlett at first, it took me a while to see what all the fuss was about. Now I have, I'm well on board the bandwagon. It helps that I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy who believes in paying my way around women. That way, if I took out Scarlett or other top ten favourite Natalie Portman on a date, I wouldn't feel bad about having to pay for dinner.

That's right, I just did a Jew gag.

[The Noose]

Church has that bubbly, big titted charm that says "spunk on my ****". I get the feeling with her its impossible to not spunk on her ****. U could have a wank in the bathroom, and the spunk would find its way to her jiggling cleavage in the kitchen.

My only reservation is her Welshness. I imagine her vag has a full sweat on at all times, and has clumps of dried mud in the creases like a rugby players boot studs.

Still, id love to pop her into a corset and paddle the sweet christ out of her juicey wanton arse. (then come over her ****)

[Barn]

Very enjoyable list.

[Sweet Pea 50]

Oh man.

She would most certainly get all 3 inches of Peas' fury for 30 seconds, innit.

[Sparked_26]

I agree with all said about Church.

And '**** of an angel' that Anorak's mentions is a seminal work in the field of **** based music. Matched only in ****ishness by James Blunt's 'I am really sorry for being such a ****.'

Church has developed a special ******* technique. Of course, we don't know this for sure but we can speculate that she almost certainly has; probably involving some guttural, operatic belly roar and a rotating lozenge.

[The Noose]

I agree with all said about Church.

And '**** of an angel' that Anorak's mentions is a seminal work in the field of **** based music. Matched only in ****ishness by James Blunt's 'I am really sorry for being such a ****.'

Church has developed a special ******* technique. Of course, we don't know this for sure but we can speculate that she almost certainly has; probably involving some guttural, operatic belly roar and a rotating lozenge.

[T.Horton]

pretty entertaining.

[Spray_resistant]

This thread needs more hot man candy or I'm outta here.

[Derranged]

Danny Williams banged Michelle Obama.

[Alx.]