Jessica Alba’s Nudity In ‘Machete’ Was Computer Generated

[BrotherDudeJack]

Wow.. maybe i should have another toke and chill out. lol

[Equilibrium]

I guess she doesn't want people to see her herp a derp down there.

[BrotherDudeJack]

I've heard from alot of people she has the herp. How has everyone came to this conclusion. Any story to it?

[siablo14]

i'm ****in sick of this ****. I hate how every thing is fake nowadays. This is bull****. Playboy and probably every other magazine is airbrushed. Every thing is ****ing fake dammit. I wanna see "real" ******* with some sag to the mutha fuccers. I want the whores ******* to be ****ing swaying and flopping around. If they have a scar or stretch mark, i wanna see that **** too. And heaven forbid a little pubic hair. Every ****ing whore i meet or see in a flick is shaved clean. Sick of that ****. It was hot for a while, but fucc they all look the damn same. I hate this ****ing world we live in where everyone thinks they have to look or be perfect. They alll look the damn same. Call me crazy, but i think peoples flaws make them sexy, different and god forbid "human"....

amen................

[starkiller]

I heard Jessica Alba has hideous scars on her **** and thats why she doesn't do nudity. I heard she is a cutter, and gets sexual gratification when she cuts her boobs with a knife.

[Libido Sanchez]

Jessica Alba's nude scene might have been fake but the boner I got watching it was real.

[Bastian Loc]

Jessica Alba's nude scene might have been fake but the boner I got watching it was real.

Did you like the movie?

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Did you like the movie?

i loved it...pure, senseless, brutal violence...no storyline...just badassness


like a College project with a big budget

[Ether]

I liked the Machete movie.

But Jessica Alba is always pulling this shit, she was supposed to wear a thong in 'Sin City' like the comic character she was portraying but she wouldn't do it.

Like Jack said, the bitch is a loser.

[Libido Sanchez]

Did you like the movie?

I got to be honest, I haven't anticipated seeing a movie as much in ages. I was ready to put in my Top Ten ATG list just based off the trailer. Was dying to see it.

When I finally saw it, I guess I was a little disappointed. Most of the cool **** was already in the trailer. It was an entertaining flick, don't get me wrong, but it just wasn't mind-blowing like I had hyped it up in my mind.

Steven Seagal was **** though. And I'll probably buy the DVD.