Attorney General Caught On Break With Sex Toys

[Sin City]

COLUMBIA, S.C. (CBS/AP) Deputy assistant attorney general Roland Corning said he was on his lunch break when a police officer found him with a stripper, a Viagra pill, and sex toys in his sports utility vehicle, according to Corning's boss.

Now Corning is looking for a new job.

The 66-year-old former state legislator was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery when an officer spotted him Monday, according to a police report obtained by The Associated Press under the Freedom of Information Act.

As the officer approached, Corning sped off, then pulled over a few blocks away. He and the 18-year-old woman with him, an employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman's Club, gave conflicting stories about what they were doing in the cemetery, Officer Michael Wines wrote in his report, though he did not elaborate.

Corning gave Wines a badge showing he worked for the state Attorney General's Office. Wines, whose wife also works there, called her to make sure Corning was telling the truth.

He then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Corning said he always kept with him, "just in case," according to the report.

Corning and the woman were let go without charges. Wines' wife reported the call to her supervisor, who told Attorney General Henry McMaster.

Corning was fired, McMaster said on Wednesday.

"We received credible information about inappropriate behavior Monday afternoon," McMaster said Wednesday. "And by the close of business, he was no longer working here."

Such a trip to the cemetery "would not be appropriate, at any time, for an assistant attorney general," McMaster said.

There was no answer Wednesday at a number listed for Corning, who was a Republican legislator in the late 1980s and early 90s. He was hired in 2000 by the attorney general's office, where he worked on securities cases.

South Carolina has had its share of scandal lately, most notably Gov. Mark Sanford's "disappearance" in June. His office told reporters he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, but he was really in Argentina visiting his mistress. http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10...y5446886.shtml

Pieces of **** like him put a lot of people in jail daily. Why are Republicans almost always caught in these types of scandals? Fuck him btw.

hey, at least they've been getting caught in heterosexual scandals as of late and none of that **** **** Republicans are notorious for!

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Thats whats up.

Must've been weird as fuck. Other than the autopsy table at the coroner's **** is the last place I'd fuck or even get the urge.

Must've been weird as **** going back.

1.) It was very weird, but after a few minutes, I just zoned it out and focused on the task at hand.

2.) It was her urge, not mine. I think it was one of those "comfort fucks" or something. She was a bit upset that day, was very close to her cousin, and she initiated it. It was also towards the beginning of our relationship, you know? When a couple is just fuckin' like rabbits whenever they can.

The passion was strong, at that time.

3.) It was weird as fuck going back when her Grandmother died. I was a pallbearer and had to help carry the casket right past the spot in the floor, and the wooden bench we had done the deed on.

Crazy stuff, man.

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I was with a girl once who wanted to fuck in a graveyard, there was no way I would do that ****, those places creep me out.

[Verstyle]

Hope he beat it for the full 5min before the cop caught them.

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hey, at least they've been getting caught in heterosexual scandals as of late and none of that **** **** Republicans are notorious for!

At least... A bunch of closet ****s bashing ****s.

1.) It was very weird, but after a few minutes, I just zoned it out and focused on the task at hand.

2.) It was her urge, not mine. I think it was one of those "comfort fucks" or something. She was a bit upset that day, was very close to her cousin, and she initiated it. It was also towards the beginning of our relationship, you know? When a couple is just fuckin' like rabbits whenever they can.

The passion was strong, at that time.

3.) It was weird as fuck going back when her Grandmother died. I was a pallbearer and had to help carry the casket right past the spot in the floor, and the wooden bench we had done the deed on.

Crazy stuff, man.

I hear you, probably would've done the same, bitches love those quick nuts in weird places when they freaky. Don't get weirder then the cemetery.

If someone close to me died, I wouldn't have brought myself to do that. Bitches...

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I hear you, probably would've done the same, bitches love those quick nuts in weird places when they freaky. Don't get weirder then the cemetery.

If someone close to me died, I wouldn't have brought myself to do that. Bitches...

In her defense ; her cousin had been dead and gone for years. She was just making a visit because she hadn't been there in a bit.

Still...Those two were supposedly like sisters, and if the shoe was on the other foot ; Sex would be the last thing on my mind in the presence of the mortal remains of a loved one.

She was ****in' crazy, anyway.

That's why she's my ex.

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In her defense ; her cousin had been dead and gone for years. She was just making a visit because she hadn't been there in a bit.

Still...Those two were supposedly like sisters, and if the shoe was on the other foot ; Sex would be the last thing on my mind in the presence of the mortal remains of a loved one.

She was ****in' crazy, anyway.

That's why she's my ex.

No doubt.

[TheNegation]

Only in America

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Bringer is such a goffyck.

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Bringer is such a goffyck.

Quit stealing my facebook photos.