Lets say you are over your girls house

[Russian Crushin]

hell no! that **** is smeared all over the **** walls.

Whats wrong with some "natural lube"?

[-jose-]

Whats wrong with some "natural lube"?

that's like stepping on **** with your dick.

[jaded]

Maybe she was planning on making a meatloaf for dinner.

[Spray_resistant]

And ya'll are chillin,smoking,drinking,having a good time..you gotta pee from all the drinking you have been doing,so you get up and go to the restroom,she doesnt say anything.So you enter the restroom raise up the toilet seat..and BOOM YOU SEE **** IN THE TOILET..how do you react and what do you do??

Well unless this "girl" has a penis this scenario could never happen to me.

[Larry the boss]

i think you need to up your standerds a bit larry

you just might be right

[Larry the boss]

well unless this "girl" has a penis this scenario could never happen to me.

why do you say that?

[Spray_resistant]

why do you say that?

c0ck or GTFO my apt!!!

[Larry the boss]

c0ck or GTFO my apt!!!

damn...................

[Glamour Puss]

c0ck or GTFO my apt!!!

you make me sick.

[Spray_resistant]

you make me sick.

There is only one thing I can think of doing that might cause you to gag and vomit, but after I would softly stroke your hair while I cuddle you and tell you its ok and that it takes some practice I mean I can always rub one out into the toilet in anycase.