I farted and shat myself

[!! Anorak]

Yeah, this guy's got something. K given.

[-MEGA-]

I'm not sold on Dick Jockey just yet...

[DJ Enerate]

I'm not sold on Dick Jockey just yet...

I don't seek validation from inferiors.

[SkillspayBills]

I was at a house party last week and followed though on a fart. I went to the toilet and used the bath sponge to wipe my arse. The bog roll could never have managed the amount of **** that was clogged between my arse cheeks so I manned up and used the hosts bath sponge that they probably wash their kids with.

Is it wrong that I think this is funny?

Why oh why did this part make me genuinely tear up from laughter?

[DJ Enerate]

Why oh why did this part make me genuinely tear up from laughter?

Mandanda????

[STEELHEAD]

You seem like a G

Pics?

look at this lil flirt

maybe 100% PURE CORN!

[betmen]

NEVER TRUST A FART!!!

[Danny Gunz]

I was at a house party last week and followed though on a fart. I went to the toilet and used the bath sponge to wipe my arse. The bog roll could never have managed the amount of **** that was clogged between my arse cheeks so I manned up and used the hosts bath sponge that they probably wash their kids with.

Is it wrong that I think this is funny?

Can you translate this to american

[DJ Enerate]

Can you translate this to american

No can do!

[DJ Enerate]

maybe 100% PURE CORN!

Not 100%, but there was a bit corn on the sponge.

"Ho ho ho, Greeeen Giant!"