I am going over to work out with my woman.

[T.Horton]

She invited her sister who is about 350 lbs. Her personality is such that if you knew her you'd hope for her to catch a facial, flesh eating disease. But I digress...

My girl invites this damn ignorant ***** to work out because she truly needs it and her response was and I quote: "If gawd wanted me to look like a Ethiopian skinny ***** he would have made me that way".

I have seen this woman eat two big mac double meals in one sitting with her obligatory diet coke. I don't think "Gawd" had anything to do with it, Moose.

Needed to get that out. Sorry and thank you for reading.

[-Kev-]

She invited her sister who is about 350 lbs. Her personality is such that if you knew her you'd hope for her to catch a facial, flesh eating disease. But I digress...

My girl invites this damn ignorant ***** to work out because she truly needs it and her response was and I quote: "If gawd wanted me to look like a Ethiopian skinny ***** he would have made me that way".

I have seen this woman eat two big mac double meals in one sitting with her obligatory diet coke. I don't think "Gawd" had anything to do with it, Moose.

Needed to get that out. Sorry and thank you for reading.

That's what got her fat?

Last year, I was eating two big macs, an angus, 20 piece of chicken mcnuggets, fries, every single day for 5 months, I wasn't working out, I wasn't watching my diet. It's just when I like something, I like to eat in very large quan****** of it.

Point is, I stayed the same weight throughout these 5 months.

[Terrel]

so how is Boss Lady?

[-Kev-]

I stopped eating like that though, I used to do it for fun. Now I stopped just because. I could still do it lol. Everybody always asked how the f-ck all that **** fits in me. I just smile, shrug and keep eating.


Funny thing is, that's where I stopped, not that I can;t eat anymore. I just decide to stop at a certain amount because I use to catch way too much attention with my food. I hated it, so I tried to keep it low, and that's what is low for me, what I mentioned in the post above

[-Kev-]

I would add bacon on all of my burgers too. I don't know how I didn't gain 50lbs and got a heart attack.

Damn, i'm getting hungry.

[-Kev-]

Yo, we out to Micky D's right now.

[jaded]

Obese people make the most disgusting noises when they eat...it's like they are having an orgasm.

[-jose-]

she's drinking a diet coke at least give her some credit for trying.

[sigrab]

Go tell her to come over to my house.

My 10 yr old kid will teach her a thing or two about getting fit.

[-Jay-]

My girl invites this damn ignorant ***** to work out because she truly needs it and her response was and I quote: "If gawd wanted me to look like a Ethiopian skinny ***** he would have made me that way".

That's code for "I don't care about my health and I like looking like a hippo."