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PART 1
Enter Dana "BLAF" White, struggling through life as a Boxercize instructor with ugly wife and two kids to feed. He practically living out of his car, having to schedule aerobics classes all day with fat overweight women so he can barely make ends meet.
Enter wife of Lorenzo Fertitta. She come in to Dana's class one day and she like his class very much. Becuase of this, Dana become re-aquaented with old high school classmate Lorenzo. Lorenzo also happen to be son and heir of billionaire casino owner. Lorenzo also on boxing commission of Nevada. His daddy have many connections.
Lorenzo like boxing very much and want to become big promoter like Don King. Dana tell him he love boxing very much too and almost become professional boxer if he only have courage and heart to do so. Then begin a friendship of Dana kissing the butt of Lorenzo and Lorenzo start to like him very much. He see Dana have potential for front man in new business of promoting boxing, because Dana kiss ass, listen to Lorenzo, and have no money so he can be used like prostitute.
But someting happen, and it is called UFC. This make boxing people very threatened, especially the people of boxing commission in Nevada. But Lorenzo have plan, BIG plan...
PART 2
Lorenzo: Here's my plan, Dana. You listening?
Dana: You better believe I'm listening, boss!
Lorenzo: Ok, here it is, see, we're gonna get involved in this "MMA" business cause I see a future in it. We could corner the whole white whigger suburbia market, understand?
Dana: I understand! I love that market!
Lorenzo: Ok, ok, then we can go after that spic market of boxing fans, understand?
Dana: Uhmm, yeah!
Lorenzo: And we could totally freeze out the Blacks cause we don't like them anyway and they don't spend as much as the white kids and the spics. Those ****ing moulies, with the help of the ****ing jews, only wanna make Black champs in boxing. Well we're gonna bring back white pride and only make white champs, you understand?
Dana: That's ****ing brilliant, boss!
Lorenzo: Yeah, well here's what we're gonna do: This ****ing jew Meyrowitz owns the UFC, and they're on the ropes financially. They're banking big time on breaking into Vegas but they need us on the NSAC to approve them. Of course we ain't approving of ****e unless we OWN the UFC, you understand?
Dana: Yup!
Lorenzo: So what YOU are gonna do is go out and start finding out about this MMA thing and pretend to be an agent. Of course I'm gonna fund you and what you're really gonna do is find us a white guy and a spic who we can market to our target audience. You're gonna recruit them away from whoever they're with with the promise of the big money I can give them when we take over this thing. They'll be our poster boys and we'll turn those two bums into champs.
Dana: OK!
Lorenzo: Once we turn down Meyrowitz from getting sanctioned in Vegas, you'll then go to him and tell him we're interested to buy this thing. Me and my brother will come in and lowball him and we'll get this thing for pennies on the dollar, you understand?
Dana: Yes, YES!! This is ****ing great, boss!
Lorenzo: Yeah, yeah, and then we're gonna turn this thing into the next big thing with the white teenagers who love WWF. We'll copy the WWF's business strategy and totally commercialize this thing into something that belongs in Vegas! And do you know why you're gonna work hard for me to do this Dana?
Dana: Why, boss?
Lorenzo: (Smiling) Cause I'm making you the UFC president and giving you a 10% ownership in this thing for free.
Dana: (crying loudly) THANK YOU BOSS! THANK YOU!! I LOVE YOU!! I'LL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!! I SWEAR I OWE YOU MY LIFE!!! (still crying like a *****)
Lorenzo: And don't you forget it, Dana. Now kiss my hand.
Dana: *smooch*...*smooch smooch smooch*...
Lorenzo: Ok, that's enough. Now get to work,
Dana: Yes boss!!
PART 1
Enter Dana "BLAF" White, struggling through life as a Boxercize instructor with ugly wife and two kids to feed. He practically living out of his car, having to schedule aerobics classes all day with fat overweight women so he can barely make ends meet.
Enter wife of Lorenzo Fertitta. She come in to Dana's class one day and she like his class very much. Becuase of this, Dana become re-aquaented with old high school classmate Lorenzo. Lorenzo also happen to be son and heir of billionaire casino owner. Lorenzo also on boxing commission of Nevada. His daddy have many connections.
Lorenzo like boxing very much and want to become big promoter like Don King. Dana tell him he love boxing very much too and almost become professional boxer if he only have courage and heart to do so. Then begin a friendship of Dana kissing the butt of Lorenzo and Lorenzo start to like him very much. He see Dana have potential for front man in new business of promoting boxing, because Dana kiss ass, listen to Lorenzo, and have no money so he can be used like prostitute.
But someting happen, and it is called UFC. This make boxing people very threatened, especially the people of boxing commission in Nevada. But Lorenzo have plan, BIG plan...
PART 2
Lorenzo: Here's my plan, Dana. You listening?
Dana: You better believe I'm listening, boss!
Lorenzo: Ok, here it is, see, we're gonna get involved in this "MMA" business cause I see a future in it. We could corner the whole white whigger suburbia market, understand?
Dana: I understand! I love that market!
Lorenzo: Ok, ok, then we can go after that spic market of boxing fans, understand?
Dana: Uhmm, yeah!
Lorenzo: And we could totally freeze out the Blacks cause we don't like them anyway and they don't spend as much as the white kids and the spics. Those ****ing moulies, with the help of the ****ing jews, only wanna make Black champs in boxing. Well we're gonna bring back white pride and only make white champs, you understand?
Dana: That's ****ing brilliant, boss!
Lorenzo: Yeah, well here's what we're gonna do: This ****ing jew Meyrowitz owns the UFC, and they're on the ropes financially. They're banking big time on breaking into Vegas but they need us on the NSAC to approve them. Of course we ain't approving of ****e unless we OWN the UFC, you understand?
Dana: Yup!
Lorenzo: So what YOU are gonna do is go out and start finding out about this MMA thing and pretend to be an agent. Of course I'm gonna fund you and what you're really gonna do is find us a white guy and a spic who we can market to our target audience. You're gonna recruit them away from whoever they're with with the promise of the big money I can give them when we take over this thing. They'll be our poster boys and we'll turn those two bums into champs.
Dana: OK!
Lorenzo: Once we turn down Meyrowitz from getting sanctioned in Vegas, you'll then go to him and tell him we're interested to buy this thing. Me and my brother will come in and lowball him and we'll get this thing for pennies on the dollar, you understand?
Dana: Yes, YES!! This is ****ing great, boss!
Lorenzo: Yeah, yeah, and then we're gonna turn this thing into the next big thing with the white teenagers who love WWF. We'll copy the WWF's business strategy and totally commercialize this thing into something that belongs in Vegas! And do you know why you're gonna work hard for me to do this Dana?
Dana: Why, boss?
Lorenzo: (Smiling) Cause I'm making you the UFC president and giving you a 10% ownership in this thing for free.
Dana: (crying loudly) THANK YOU BOSS! THANK YOU!! I LOVE YOU!! I'LL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!! I SWEAR I OWE YOU MY LIFE!!! (still crying like a *****)
Lorenzo: And don't you forget it, Dana. Now kiss my hand.
Dana: *smooch*...*smooch smooch smooch*...
Lorenzo: Ok, that's enough. Now get to work,
Dana: Yes boss!!
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