Limey Lang

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Dark feckin' days. This is the price we pay for wanting a ****ing quiet life so it is.
I think our Lord Alan would advise yer to cut off that mighty truncheon shaking hand of yours, soak it in a bucket of bleach, then send it to me. I'll handle the rest.

That's a bit bleeding harsh aint it. Almost makes me question me faith so it does Southpaw. If I were a Catholic the Pope fella would just tell me to mutter a few hail marys and I'd still have time to nip down the pub afterwards. As it is it's gonna take me a few days just to muster up enough courage to chop me fiddler shaking hand off.

Them Catholics tarts have never been that strict with the fiddlers though to be fair. Maybe Alan is right after all.

Alan Akbar!

[Southpaw Stinger]

That's a bit bleeding harsh aint it. Almost makes me question me faith so it does Southpaw. If I were a Catholic the Pope fella would just tell me to mutter a few hail marys and I'd still have time to nip down the pub afterwards. As it is it's gonna take me a few days just to muster up enough courage to chop me fiddler shaking hand off.

Them Catholics tarts have never been that strict with the fiddlers though to be fair. Maybe Alan is right after all.

Alan Akbar!

We followers of Alan know that sometimes we have to push that extra bit harder to get into where we want to be. There's some giving and there's some taking so there is.
We don't do thing by halves round 'ere.

Although I can recall some great advice that a catholic priest once gave me that just might come in handy for yer current predicament. It went something like, 'close yer eyes and brace yerself, son.'

Alan Akbar!

[BOLLOCKS]

I watched teh first 10 mins of "Teh Expendables", it's shit.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I watched teh first 10 mins of "Teh Expendables", it's shit.

Never seen it, like.

I only ever watch Midnight Run. Init.

[BOLLOCKS]

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[Left Hook Tua]

Never seen it, like.

I only ever watch Midnight Run. Init.

midnight run was a depressing movie.

i wouldn't want to be jailed in a turkish prison.

american prison is like a really long summer camp.

[Left Hook Tua]

pac should have stuck to fighting alcoholic brits and overrated puerto ricans.

you can't stop a gay mexican. they're use to pain and hardships.

[Clegg]

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[BOLLOCKS]

Teh better roids won.

[Left Hook Tua]

Teh better roids won.

nonsense.

jmm developed his power at 40 naturally.