Joe Strong molests a crab...

[Gods We Faked]

Jokes aside, it really IS Joe's video.

In that case, it's nice to finally see a video where Joe isn't on the receiving end of an **** stabbing.

[joe strong]

This was my previous victim... I mounted her real good & she got away. She was swimming for her life...

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

Joe, why are you chasing a crab with a water bottle?.

[joe strong]

Joe, why are you chasing a crab with a water bottle?.

The bottle was filled with bread to feed fish. I so happened to come across this sand crab. It was much bigger than I'm use to seeing so i wanted to see if it was scared & would take off... It wasn't scared. I got a couple vids of it & it jumps & takes a few swipes at me & the bottle...

[!! Anorak]

Joe, why are you chasing a crab with a water bottle?.

I've always said that Joe's an ATG, and it's questions like those that are why. Where else would you hear something like that?

[!! Anorak]

But hold on, there's more:

This was my previous victim... I mounted her real good & she got away. She was swimming for her life...

Which is your favourite (favorite, Fat Yank) sea creature to fuck, Joe? Would you ever shag a stingray as a rape revenge for Steve Irwin?

I can imagine you taking on an octopus, getting wanked off eight times over while you spray right into its' maw.

[-MEGA-]

I've been laying tile at my house lately and the thought crossed my mind " if only Joe strong were here swinging his sledgehammer around, the tile would just lay itself"

True story.

[!! Anorak]

I saw joe strong had uploaded a video of a giant moth the other day (it was your channel, right, Joe? You've taken all your nature videos down, what for?)

He had this really gruff, Eastwood-style voice, and he was talking about "look at that moth, five inches, I hope I don't kill it..."

I was gonna do a routine about how Joe puts the moth up his ass by walking around on all fours with a lightbulb rammed up his sphinkter, but now he's taken the video down, it won't make sense.

[joe strong]

I saw joe strong had uploaded a video of a giant moth the other day (it was your channel, right, Joe? You've taken all your nature videos down, what for?)

He had this really gruff, Eastwood-style voice, and he was talking about "look at that moth, five inches, I hope I don't kill it..."

I was gonna do a routine about how Joe puts the moth up his ass by walking around on all fours with a lightbulb rammed up his sphinkter, but now he's taken the video down, it won't make sense.

Yeah I took all my nature videos down & most of my concert videos. Pink Floyd gave me a f**k you & die legal threat for posting a concert I recorded of Roger Waters in 2012. The only things I left up were my Ironworker movies, local bands that don't care if I post videos & my boxing videos I got in Cuba. I also left up the cover bands from Cuba. I'm close to getting the channel shutdown so I took most of my videos down. Too bad you didn't write it up prior... That frigging moth was the size of a bat. Did you see the bat cave vids?

[!! Anorak]

Yeah I took all my nature videos down & most of my concert videos. Pink Floyd gave me a f**k you & die legal threat for posting a concert I recorded of Roger Waters in 2012. The only things I left up were my Ironworker movies, local bands that don't care if I post videos & my boxing videos I got in Cuba. I also left up the cover bands from Cuba. I'm close to getting the channel shutdown so I took most of my videos down. Too bad you didn't write it up prior... That frigging moth was the size of a bat. Did you see the bat cave vids?

I didn't, man. Surely the nature vids could have stayed up?

I used to have a channel with random boxing videos on, and one day YouTube sent me a message saying they'd noticed one of them had a lot of hits and had I considered monetising it. So I sent off for it to be monetised, and they took the video down, saying it breached copyright. wtf?