What If God....

[-MAKAVELLI-]

was one of us?

[-MAKAVELLI-]

i felt left out with everyone making a god thread

[Rorschach™]

My god is Kobe. Jesus can't shoot.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

My god is Kobe. Jesus can't shoot.

Jesus has better post moves tho

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

Jesus at pg and Kobe at the 2 = one helluva back court.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Jesus at pg and Kobe at the 2 = one helluva back court.

if the coach was Mike Brown, they'd be .500

[Rorschach™]

Jesus has better post moves tho

Not true. He's only better than Kobe at passing.



but his defense tho.. Terrible.

[Walt Liquor]

I'd slap the taste outta his mouth if i caught him pissin on the toilet seat.

[Chups]

was one of us?

This artist, Alanis Morissette and Meredith Brooks reminds me of my time in L.A. fresh off the boat back in late 1990's.

[Left Hook Tua]

michael jordan dies and goes to heaven.

god is showing him his new house.

jordan looks up the hill and sees a huge mansion on top, trimmed in purple and gold with lakers flags all over.

jordan turns to god and asks, "god, why does kobe get a better place than me?"

god replies, "don't be silly, mike. that's my house."