If you used Miley Cyrus' clitoris as an ashtray, could you get arrested?

I honestly don't know. Help me out here.

[Derranged]

Yea that's a form of assault.

[-jose-]

only if she wakes up from the drugs you slipped in her drink at the bar.

[Sin City]

only if she wakes up from the drugs she slipped in her drink at the bar.

fixed it... ..

[spyvsspy]

You'd get arrested but the charges would be for racketeering.

[pnksntdead]

you'd be booked for cigarette abuse

[Duggie]

Probably get off with a fiscal fine or at worst a caution

[Jerub_Baal]

I got a massive boner when I read the thread title, is there something wrong with me???!!!!