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I cant see straight and its all because of you, you bastard!
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Jose Cuervo is the ****. -
Man up, foo!Comment
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Im trying..... Ive had a horrible week at work, and needed A drink. A drink, turned into a couple of drinks, turned into 4 homemade Cuervo margaritas. Half Cuervo, half margarita mix.Originally posted by -The Glove- View Post
Im ****ed.Comment
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But you can type using perfect punctuation marks?Originally posted by Always View Post
Someone needs attention.....
I have a liter on the shelf next to me and this whole time I thought it was Jose Guervo with a "G"Comment
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Next time you in the mood for a good buzz, try this altered version of "Tap Dat Ass" made by yours truly.Originally posted by Always View Post
1 shot Hennessy vsop
1 shot Alize Red Passion
1 shot Hpnotic
A splash of cranberry juice
A splash of soda water
I made 24 of these in individual mason jars for a bbq last weekend and it was a huge hit.Comment
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Good stuff but like most if not all Mexican booze it's heartburn juice.
I drank like a couple shots of Cuervo White mixed in with my carta blanca beer I don't know, a month ago. That **** made me breathe flames.
****ers peppering their drinks or something.
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I stopped hanging out with Jose years ago. Every time we got together I ended up with silver bracelets behind my back. Jose Cuervo is no friend of mine!Originally posted by Always View PostComment
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With me it's different, it won't cuff me,Originally posted by JAB5239 View Post
But I have massive indigestion problems. Like If you feed me a bottle of Stoli............or something plus.........I'll end up in the holding cell.
(Just by default because I'm bad enough sober)
But that **** lands me wherever someone has Tums or whatever cures my burping up Hydrochloric Acid.
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In my house, Jose Cuervo is strictly for the teen agers.
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