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.the finest drinks
.the finest food
.the finest cannabis
.the finest women of a all body types and genetic heritage
.a good male/female ratio with said fine women
.no racism
.no sexism
.no other forms of pretentious presumptuousness
.people ride bikes everywhere
.people wear togas made from the same material as Turkish bathrobes
.mountains for climbing
.beaches for swimming
.a hardy population of animals for hunting. They regenerate 24 hours after they are shot, 12 hours if you use as bow (!)
.every night is satuday and there is a madison square garden where Butterbean fights Two-Ton Tony Galento on the openers and Sugar Ray fights Jake Lamotta as the main event.
.God blesses all of them with infinite stamina, the ring girls are all tall, curvy and totally nude.
.when the fight is over everyone gets a free slice of pizza, a coke and a cigarette right after they get out of the garden
.Bob Arum walks around the crowd handing out free beers and hotdogs while thanking folks for being boxing fans. God has forced him to do this because Arum thought he deserved special treatment in heaven.
.Joe Frazier follows him all night with a golden whip and lashes him on the back as he goes. Arum is only allowed to smile and say "thank you sir may I have another?"
this is what i thought about as I drifted off the to sleep on christmas. what will heaven be like for you folks?
and dont come in here with any "God rules heaven like a kingdom and its his way or no way" or any of that "people from a different religion can't come into my version of heaven". that is totally wrong, we are all equal in the eyes of fate/god so I believe that if there is an afterlife it would have the kind of social equality impossible on earth. being close to god would make people forget their differences, I imagine
I drank alot of wine
.the finest food
.the finest cannabis
.the finest women of a all body types and genetic heritage
.a good male/female ratio with said fine women
.no racism
.no sexism
.no other forms of pretentious presumptuousness
.people ride bikes everywhere
.people wear togas made from the same material as Turkish bathrobes
.mountains for climbing
.beaches for swimming
.a hardy population of animals for hunting. They regenerate 24 hours after they are shot, 12 hours if you use as bow (!)
.every night is satuday and there is a madison square garden where Butterbean fights Two-Ton Tony Galento on the openers and Sugar Ray fights Jake Lamotta as the main event.
.God blesses all of them with infinite stamina, the ring girls are all tall, curvy and totally nude.
.when the fight is over everyone gets a free slice of pizza, a coke and a cigarette right after they get out of the garden
.Bob Arum walks around the crowd handing out free beers and hotdogs while thanking folks for being boxing fans. God has forced him to do this because Arum thought he deserved special treatment in heaven.
.Joe Frazier follows him all night with a golden whip and lashes him on the back as he goes. Arum is only allowed to smile and say "thank you sir may I have another?"
this is what i thought about as I drifted off the to sleep on christmas. what will heaven be like for you folks?
and dont come in here with any "God rules heaven like a kingdom and its his way or no way" or any of that "people from a different religion can't come into my version of heaven". that is totally wrong, we are all equal in the eyes of fate/god so I believe that if there is an afterlife it would have the kind of social equality impossible on earth. being close to god would make people forget their differences, I imagine
I drank alot of wine
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