Racial jokes

[led]

what happens if you turn a Pinoy around in circles?

they become disoriented............Rockin'

Bro, you mean disoliented?

I got one...its not that funny but led*s jokes are worst Lol!



there was a Black Bear a White Bunny and a Skunk in the woods

the Bear asked the bunny "what race I'm I" the bunny looked up and said,
"you big, black and I know you stole my bike, you must be a afro American"

then the bunny asked the same question and the Bear said,
"you white, weak and I know you ain't doing **** about your bike, you must be caucasian"

then the skunk asked the same question and the Bear and Bunny looked and said,
"you black and white and you smell like ****...you must be Puerto Rican"

(not trying to be racist...its just a joke)

Thank goodness it's not about the jew. Georges is the only guy who is sensitive about racial jokes.

[-jose-]

Bro, you mean disoliented?



Thank goodness it's not about the jew. Georges is the only guy who is sensitive about racial jokes.

he's very fragile when you use the word Jew lol!

[UTEP]

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?............Juan on Juan.

[Derranged]

^^^^^ A quiet Asian businessman named Wang Not Hung and some platinos eating hubcab thief walk into a bar.

The rest writes itself.

[.Boxeo.]

Q: How long does it take for a black woman to take a ****?
A: Nine months.

Q: Why can't stevie wonder read?
A: Because he's black.

Q: Why is the black power sign a clenched fist?
A: So they dont fall off the trees.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of 4

Q: What does the human race and jelly beans have in common?
A: Nobody likes the Black ones.

Q: Why are black peoples palms white?
A: Cuz they were up against the wall when god was spray painting them.

Q:How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
A:Throw them a basket ball.

Q: Why do black people smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots.

Q: What's long, black and smelly?
A: An unemployment line.

Q: How do you drown a black preson?
A: Pop their lips.

Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV

Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace



enjoy

[UTEP]

Q: How long does it take for a black woman to take a ****?
A: Nine months.

Q: Why can't stevie wonder read?
A: Because he's black.

Q: Why is the black power sign a clenched fist?
A: So they dont fall off the trees.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of 4

Q: What does the human race and jelly beans have in common?
A: Nobody likes the Black ones.

Q: Why are black peoples palms white?
A: Cuz they were up against the wall when god was spray painting them.

Q:How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
A:Throw them a basket ball.

Q: Why do black people smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots.

Q: What's long, black and smelly?
A: An unemployment line.

Q: How do you drown a black preson?
A: Pop their lips.

Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV

Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace



enjoy

At least you covered all the races there.

[LeG00N]

Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace

okay this one was funny ..........

[That]

okay this one was funny ..........

How dare you find amusement in my peoples suffering, we built this country *do I dare say world* on our backs, If it wasn't for the white establishment propaganda they spreaded to vilify our black people there would have been a black president long ago and this country would have never even flirted with being in dept. Listen my people we have to stand up to this type of humor/behavior until it is outlawed and shunned upon.

400 hundred years!


of slavery and injustice and I still have to take disrespect like this.

[cupocity303]

Q: How long does it take for a black woman to take a ****?
A: Nine months.

Q: Why can't stevie wonder read?
A: Because he's black.

Q: Why is the black power sign a clenched fist?
A: So they dont fall off the trees.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of 4

Q: What does the human race and jelly beans have in common?
A: Nobody likes the Black ones.

Q: Why are black peoples palms white?
A: Cuz they were up against the wall when god was spray painting them.

Q:How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
A:Throw them a basket ball.

Q: Why do black people smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots.

Q: What's long, black and smelly?
A: An unemployment line.

Q: How do you drown a black preson?
A: Pop their lips.

Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV

Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace



enjoy

Lets pick up on this. 2.0

Q: A Mexican and a black guy are riding in car, who's driving?
A: A cop!



Q:What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?

A:White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"

Q:What's the difference between a black man and a snow tire?
A:A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

Q:What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
A: Niggers.

Q:What did the Alabama sherriff call the black man who had been shot 15 times?
A: Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

Q:why were so many blacks killed in the Vietnam war??

A: because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.

[cupocity303]

Don't punish those who participated. Take it out on the thread creator if must be.