Why did you choose your username?

[BM dnobagaV]

Straight-forward question. What made you come up with your username?

Mine has a little history, but I just love the sound of it

Like, Beercules, dafuq is up with that? What would his 2nd choice have been? Timmytomcules?

[Syf]

short for Syfer, a cooler way of spelling cypher. When I'm not waxing philosophical or schooling young kids about various things, I can throw down some lyrics, kid!

Also have gone by Syferfire, Syfer Night.

In fact I have a custom pair of AF1's with Syfer Night stitched on em. Was a gift from the wife.

[Willy Wanker]

I didn't have **** when I was a kid, so I jerked off to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory everyday.

I still can't eat chocolate or see Gene Wilder without getting a hardon.

[*TonyMontana*]

Cos Mc,Lovin is just the best alias ever

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

Well I was going to go with a War Porter theme but been too lazy to put one together and I had this one chilling in the cut and plus it makes all the haters mad (you should see all the red K, and private racist remarks people send lmfao).

[El-blanco]

People started calling me Blanco when I was younger. Some older friends still do.

[punchr]

punchr is supposed to be pronounced "puncher" although most people read it punch-R.

It's been one of my nicknames since I was a kid. My other nicknames are Shaq and Smokey the Bear.

Back in the day (late 90s) the neighbor kids' dads would bring out Walmart boxing gloves for us boys to box each other (no punching each other's heads, just body shots) My old neighbor's father called me puncher and the name stuck.

"You're a good natural puncher," he said.

The older kids would pit us young ones against one another. I never took a beating like some of the boys. I had natural power. Our moms and dads would sit on lawn chairs and talk amongst themselves while us kids boxed in the background. It was a very relaxed environment.

One kid told me he could feel his whole body moving when I hit him.

"You're strong. I felt the punch move me even though I was blocking it."

Other kids have complimented my power too.

When I got in my first street fight (in the fourth grade with another fourth grader) I floored him with a single right hand. It was crazy. Mentally I never realized I could physically dominate other boys my size and bigger. In other street fights I had, I've destroyed guys' faces with one or two punches. I don't even have to hit you clean and I'll **** you up.

I also got my first real girlfriend in seventh grade because of my punching power. She saw me swinging on this big white kid in P.E. and got turned on. She dumped me though because my 5 inch dick wasn't enough to satisfy her. It was still growing smh. Now it's way more filled out. Girls I've slept with have told me my knob is the thickest one they've ever been with. I've measured the circumference, 6.5 inches.

[Rudyo]

One kid told me he could feel his whole body moving when I hit him.

"You're strong. I felt the punch move me even though I was blocking it."

Other kids have complimented my power too.

When I got in my first street fight (in the fourth grade with another fourth grader) I floored him with a single right hand. It was crazy. Mentally I never realized I could physically dominate other boys my size and bigger. In other street fights I had, I've destroyed guys' faces with one or two punches. I don't even have to hit you clean and I'll **** you up.

I also got my first real girlfriend in seventh grade because of my punching power. She saw me swinging on this big white kid in P.E. and got turned on. She dumped me though because my 5 inch dick wasn't enough to satisfy her. It was still growing smh. Now it's way more filled out. Girls I've slept with have told me my knob is the thickest one they've ever been with. I've measured the circumference, 6.5 inches.

[Monaco Slim]

Because I'm planning on changing my real name to Monaco Slim in the future.

[i_am_a_champ]

Take one gotdamn guess