[HOLY S**T!] Obama Announces We Are Invading Iran Right Now

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Obama Announces We Are Invading Iran Right Now
NOVEMBER 6, 2012 | ISSUE 48•45 | MORE NEWS IN BRIEF


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WASHINGTON—Addressing the nation from the Oval Office this evening, President Barack Obama announced that a full-scale U.S. military invasion of the Islamic Republic of Iran is currently underway. “At this hour, we have deployed approximately 200,000 troops across the Iran-Iraq border as part of a multipronged military offensive against Iran,” said Obama, who confirmed the decision to invade was made unilaterally, without the explicit consent of any other world leaders. “To be clear: We are at war with the nation of Iran. On my orders, American forces have fully mobilized and begun striking selected targets with the aim of crippling Iranian nuclear infrastructure. These are the opening stages of what will be a long-term, protracted campaign.” Obama went on to dismiss the invasion’s impact on the presidential election, sternly reminding citizens that “we are in a time of war right now.”

[Earl-Hickey]

Lies.........

[Bermuda]

it's an onion article...

[Cállate!]

bum ass president

[Underboss]

Excellent news.

[arraamis]

Couldn't they use a better picture

[PACnPBFsuck]

Meanwhile, no one in America has heard this.

[paulf]

"The Onion" is a joke newspaper, guys...

[Drag-On]

I hope obama chokes on gay-z's di**

[Capaedia]

Never fails to amuse me how many people don't check the source.

I love the Onion.