Laddie!

[BOLLOCKS]

Watched this new Jack Teh Ripper documentary by teh bbc said they had some new **** that could be teh ripper ****, they also said it could been a beezy, Jill Teh Ripper? Bollocks innit. I mean a beezy do a man's work and get away with it? Don't make me lulz.

Also, are you dead?

[Left Hook Tua]

RIP Oasis Lad

To the first and only guy I've ever beaten online in UFC Undisputed.

[BOLLOCKS]

That explains why he ducked me on fifa.

[Derranged]

I saw Laddie in hell last week.

Not sure if he was just visiting, I didn't ask.

[BOLLOCKS]

Hell's not real, so he can't be there.

[Derranged]

You pray its not real. I don't blame you however. Ever walk knee deep in vomit and blood?

[BOLLOCKS]

Praying is a waste of time.

"Lighthouses are more useful than churches" - Benjamin Franklin

[Derranged]

Well played, Richard.