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whats with all the death jokes? -
I don't have any birth jokes.
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http://www.thehumorarchives.com/atta...44/manbaby.jpg
A man giving birth...
No idea why I posted this lolComment
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I looked up some jokes about birth... I'll post them, they are the worst jokes I've ever seen.Comment
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"A small town doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.
One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the doctor used his fishing scales. The baby weighed 32 lb. 10 oz"
^^^ Anybody get that? Am I stupid for not getting it or is it really that bad?
"When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three oldest children and watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. The mom thought it would be a good starting point for answering questions about the facts of life.
As her five-year-old studied the baby coming out of the birth canal, he asked, "Mom, does that hurt?"
"Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her difficult deliveries.
"Wow," he continued in awe, "does it hurt the mother too?""Comment
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Oh for fuc.ks sake man, that **** is real unfunny Merseysideblood.
So I was wrong, there are some Birth jokes but they are so **** thats why no one ever tells them.
Death jokes on the other hand are funny.
Point proven and cheers for your help laddie, I owe you a haggis and chips.
Spider_SsSilver gets nothing I'm afraid.
Poor lad, maybe next time. I'm sure you'll get your haggis and chips at some point.Comment
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