Anyone here?

[T.Horton]

why didn't you just **** in the woods?

and wipe my ass with what i could find out there? no thanks. people hogged all the toilet paper.

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

Same here. I'll hold it till I get home.

[T.Horton]

Same here. I'll hold it till I get home.

strangely, i truly think this is a predominately black thing. weird.

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

strangely, i truly think this is a predominately black thing. weird.

Yeah man, just can't do it.

[Walt Liquor]

Fyi, there's poop comin out of u. Its pretty gross anywhere. Just put down some paper.

Its way better for you to get it out as opposed to holding toxins in your body longer.

[Optimistic]

Nah I'm the exact same. I refuse to poo in Public Bathrooms.

I always wait until I get home, unless it's an absolute emergency.

[rampant]

Fyi, there's poop comin out of u. Its pretty gross anywhere. Just put down some paper.

Its way better for you to get it out as opposed to holding toxins in your body longer.

This is very true, your body is saying its time to get rid of this and it knows best, same as going for a wee or sleep or eat, your body knows best.

[T.Horton]

I'm like McLovin...I gotta run home from where ever I am. If it's an emergency it could be trouble.

[rampant]

I'm like McLovin...I gotta run home from where ever I am. If it's an emergency it could be trouble.

'run home' that made me laugh! I have a hilarious picture in my mind at the moment.

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

• Wait till the toilets are as empty as possible.
• Hover above seat.
• **** as fast as physically possible.
• If someone comes in, grab some tissue and fake blow your nose.
• For extra safety, randomly proclaim "****ing dirty bastards in this place".
• Leave cubicle while fakely shaking your head in disgust.