[PLEASE HELP] Need help asking out this SUPER hot girl at work

[Mike Tyson77]

I dont wanna screw this one up. Whats some good lines I could use to get some laughs outta her/ ask her out on a date. No bull**** please, She's a very nice girl. College degree, very beautiful, church going girl. This is what I need and want. I got until friday to think up some good things to say to ask her out for saturday. Usually grils this hot short circuit my brain and i say stupid ****. If I can land this one, the old nutty Mike Tyson77 is finally fixed.

[Russian Crushin]

Im must be a terrorist cuz u da bomb

[dj Calleti]

Wuz good wit dat pu55y, mami

[-Kev-]

Saying something corny only works for me RC. I can tell a girl...Aren't your legs tired? (Why/Why do you ask?)...cause you’ve been running through my mind all day. "Aww, that's so cute LOL...let's f-ck, because you're so corny and cute ".

MikeTyson just tell her you :wank: to her every night and you can't handle it, you want the real thing.

[Sweet Pea 50]

Excuse me, miss. My penis just died. Do you mind if I bury it in your ass?

[Bobby No Sex]

You gotta use the larryx "i was just thinking about u"

[Russian Crushin]

You gotta use the larryx "i was just thinking about u"

Only if you wanna get your D**k sucked

[Doctor_Tenma]

"Listen, I've managed to make room for you in my schedule as it so happens others bitches are dying to see me as well, so how about [Insert date here]?"


Good luck boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[MalikKnucklez]

[-jose-]

compliment her legs...
"nice legs, what time do they open"