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Why does some ***** smell like rotten fish???

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  • #2
    In the garden of Eden after Adam and Eve had eaten the forbidden fruit God was furious. Of course the "fruit of the tree of knowledge" is a metaphor for sex, so Adam and Eve had shagged each other and Adam was ashamed of his nakedness. God said "Where is Eve!". Adam says "She's on the beach washing her ****...".
    "****" says God "Now all the fish will smell funny."

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    • #3
      Originally posted by squealpiggy View Post
      In the garden of Eden after Adam and Eve had eaten the forbidden fruit God was furious. Of course the "fruit of the tree of knowledge" is a metaphor for sex, so Adam and Eve had shagged each other and Adam was ashamed of his nakedness. God said "Where is Eve!". Adam says "She's on the beach washing her ****...".
      "****" says God "Now all the fish will smell funny."

      Now I know.... LOL!!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by MizzzouMan View Post
        Why does some choach smell terrible and some smell like nothing? I was smashing some girl a couple of months ago from behind and I had to breathe through my mouth and pound as hard as I could to bust a nut.
        I hate and resent the fact that every time I come into the lounge I have to read this damn thread title!!

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        • #5
          I was eating you ****!

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          • #6
            Is it not just your breath you can smell.

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            • #7
              http://www.cdc.gov/std/BV/STDFact-Ba...-Vaginosis.htm

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              • #8
                Originally posted by squealpiggy View Post
                In the garden of Eden after Adam and Eve had eaten the forbidden fruit God was furious. Of course the "fruit of the tree of knowledge" is a metaphor for sex, so Adam and Eve had shagged each other and Adam was ashamed of his nakedness. God said "Where is Eve!". Adam says "She's on the beach washing her ****...".
                "****" says God "Now all the fish will smell funny."
                lol
                lol

                but actually it's a metaphor for agriculture.
                they where all ready having sex.

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                • #9
                  I am the Too $hort of boxingscene.

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                  • #10
                    because cambodian prostitutes arent the best dimes to bone.

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