Inspired by Nate Campbell. All you have to do to find something to post about in this thread is live life. Then come into this thread and thank God for EVERYTHING. Don't be afraid to go overboard. That's what makes you closer to God. The crazier/dumber you sound and the less credit you take, the better your spot in Heaven. The more people are afraid to speak to you, the prettier your angel wings shall be. I'll start, since I have something that God needs to be thanked for anyway.
Thanks Gods, for helping me with that last urination. I didn't know if I could finish, but you got me through it. When I was aiming for the bowl, I thought I might miss, and hit the shower curtain, but the thought of Jesus' smiling face kept my aiming right and all can happen with the power of the Lord. Amen.
Thanks Gods, for helping me with that last urination. I didn't know if I could finish, but you got me through it. When I was aiming for the bowl, I thought I might miss, and hit the shower curtain, but the thought of Jesus' smiling face kept my aiming right and all can happen with the power of the Lord. Amen.
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