Have you ever been with a prostitute?

[siablo14]

Wow. I've never and will not pay for any sexual service but I'm just curious to see so many people on here who are open to it and/or have already tried it out.

I'm quite surprised really.

Religion doesn't have the same influence on society anymore so people will admit to their debauchery easier nowadays.

[Willy Wanker]

Me and a pal went in to a brothel after having been out drinking for a good 12 hours. Early morning we thought "**** it, lets give it a go".

The nastiest belly popping whore greeted us. My buddy went in first, he became pale white in his face when he found out he was gonna do the fat old hag. He ended up with a semi hand job as a couldn't get it up..

Then she called me in, wanted to do me next.. That's when I stormed out of the brothel like a madman.. I left my dignity and self respect in there.

I expected hot russian puntang... I got old hag alcoholic dane momma instead. **** that.

Man that's depressing to read.

If you're gonna pay for pu$$y, don't get some nasty skank that you wouldn't even bang for free. No logic in that.

[Willy Wanker]

i'd do a hooker if it were easily facilitated. it's illegal here, so it's a huge risk.


i'd pay 500-1000 for no strings attached sex with a 10, especially if i have her for the whole night and can ravage her multiple times. absolutely.

i'd obviously still wear a condom, but i'd still want some sort of verification that she's got no stds. i'm sure brothels do this. then i can let her suck my d#ck, and blow my load in her mouth after i finish beating on it.


i am a nasty, nasty boy.

i don't ahve trouble getting laid, but getting hot girls to have sex without commitment is next to impossible.

Beautiful post, champ.

Nothing but truth.

[KING MEAT]

Half head/ half vagina timewise.

All the way is 90 in the backseat she said.. She's very doable, club looking broad with F size ditties. I'm good with just head tho. She's working, not me.

[siablo14]

All the way is 90 in the backseat she said.. She's very doable, club looking broad with F size ditties. I'm good with just head tho. She's working, not me.

Cool. 90 sounds reasonable but how much would that 90 get you?

[KING MEAT]

Cool. 90 sounds reasonable but how much would that 90 get you?

Bro you ask the strangest questions. You make my head hurt.

[siablo14]

Bro you ask the strangest questions. You make my head hurt.

I left out minutes/time. How much time would 90 get you?

[boxingfan91]

Nah, but my girl and I brome up a few months back, so ive been thinking about it. Im kinda scurred, ya heard meh?

[phallus]

I kinda fell in love with one. It was this amazing half japanese half white stripper that I met at tootsie's, the best strip club in Miami.

I asked her to come home with me, and she said if I bought her drinks until her dancing shift was over, she would come stay at my place. On the way home she was all over me, I was trying to drive and she was stroking and rubbing me. I thought "damn I have never gotten my dick sucked while driving before, this is a dream" so I told her to do it and she didn't object lol.

When we got home we took a shower together and went to my bed in our towels and it was the best sex I ever had. At first i tried using a condom but she was so tight that the condom kept getting dry and it kept hurting her she asked if we could do it without the rubber.

So I was like **** it. I'm a moron anyway, and I went at it raw. I hit that **** so ****ing hard it was like I went into a trance and by the time I knew it hours had passed and the entire bed was wet.

After I pulled out I swear that ***** was squirming and drooling lol. She really stuttered like "uh-uh-uh-uh" and she curled up into a ball and just squirming and shivering for like a minute. We went to sleep and I woke up in the middle of the night, and I just went at it again. I turned her over, got on top and just slode it. I couldn't believe how soft and how wet she already was, and how easy it was to get in compared to the first time. She woke up slowly, opened her eyes slighly, closed them again and started kissing me. I ****ed her slow and passionately until the sun came up. She was so tight and so wet, it was like even if you move a little but you could feel everything, that was one of the top 3 best ******* I ever been in.

One of the best nights of my life. I only paid her 500. I gave her a prepaid phone number and never contacted her again after that because I don't want anything serious with a stripper.. but damn.. I still think about her every now and then when I reminisce.

Her vag was like the cold rocky surface of Mars. Yep, sounds like a hooker.

I don't know if it counts, but I ass raped BIGPOPPAPUMP and crold1 at the same time. Afterwards they asked me to pay, so I flipped them a quarter each.

Obviously I wore a condom. I didn't want to catch the AIDS off BPP that he caught from [MENTION]RickReeno[/MENTION].

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[Shaolin Sword]

Beautiful post, champ.

Nothing but truth.

Hookers beats being a perennial Willy Wanker I guess "peeleft: