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I'm not talking about turning pro and trying to become the best. I'm sure we are all realistic enough to know that none of us are particularly good boxers, but I can't be the only one thinking "Hmm, I could easily KTFO that twat, if I lived near by, I'd turn pro, beat one of these hillybilly ******s and shag his mum (who is also his sister)'.
I look at these inbred morons throwing weak punches, and having such piss poor conditioning that they can barely reach the end of the first round without collapsing, and I genuinely think that I could build up a 4-0 record in the space of 20 minutes, just fighting Zelenoff, Strege, Dumbass and whatever random crackhead is on the card that particular night.
It's not about thinking I'm hard, but the fact is that I once sparred a girl who was about 5'2. I once ran for over 3 minutes without having a near-death experience. I therefore have a better resume than the rest of them.
So, am I the only one who has had this thought? I can honestly say that if someone offered me a fiver to box Zelenoff in my hometown, I'd do it. Anyone else?
I look at these inbred morons throwing weak punches, and having such piss poor conditioning that they can barely reach the end of the first round without collapsing, and I genuinely think that I could build up a 4-0 record in the space of 20 minutes, just fighting Zelenoff, Strege, Dumbass and whatever random crackhead is on the card that particular night.
It's not about thinking I'm hard, but the fact is that I once sparred a girl who was about 5'2. I once ran for over 3 minutes without having a near-death experience. I therefore have a better resume than the rest of them.
So, am I the only one who has had this thought? I can honestly say that if someone offered me a fiver to box Zelenoff in my hometown, I'd do it. Anyone else?
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