UFC Fighters at McDonalds

[SnoopySmurf]

I walked in and I see bunch of UFC fighters staring me down as I order a Happy Meal.

Then George St. Pierre says to me in his French accent "Seelly little Amerikaawn! Dawn choo know that a REAL MAN ordaz a Big Mac?"

I look at all of them....and said "Suck my dick, you faggots!"

And then they all dropped down to their knees and were ready to blow me.

I ran out like a chicken.

[Mr. Beelzebub]

Who else was there?

[SnoopySmurf]

Who else was there?

All of them, I guess. They were all in Speedos so I didn't wanna stare back.

[RimmyDelicious]

That would place you only amongst the middle of the pack of BSL's toughest posters. Half these guys have killed people.

[SnoopySmurf]

That would place you only amongst the middle of the pack of BSL's toughest posters. Half these guys have killed people.

Ha! Please. I couldn't hurt a fly. In fact, I opened all the windows in the house just to let one little gnat fly out. Of course, a raging horde of African bees flew in and stung me half to death.

[Left Hook Tua]

I walked in and I see bunch of UFC fighters staring me down as I order a Happy Meal.

Then George St. Pierre says to me in his French accent "Seelly little Amerikaawn! Dawn choo know that a REAL MAN ordaz a Big Mac?"

I look at all of them....and said "Suck my dick, you faggots!"

And then they all dropped down to their knees and were ready to blow me.

I ran out like a chicken.

in mma's defense not all mma fighters are gay.

that's just george st. pierre.

he was dating the guy from n'sync before.



he's still a good fighter even though he's gay.

[Rocky...]

in mma's defense not all mma fighters are gay.

that's just george st. pierre.

he was dating the guy from n'sync before.



he's still a good fighter even though he's gay.

Still hurting about that beating he gave to your boy Bj penn

[Rabbit ♠]

Still hurting about that beating he gave to your boy Bj penn

BJ is Geroges' prison *****. He raped him and then sold him to Frankie Edgar for a dirty magazine and a carton of cigarettes.

[Cherry Picker]

I walked in and I see bunch of UFC fighters staring me down as I order a Happy Meal.

Then George St. Pierre says to me in his French accent "Seelly little Amerikaawn! Dawn choo know that a REAL MAN ordaz a Big Mac?"

I look at all of them....and said "Suck my dick, you faggots!"

And then they all dropped down to their knees and were ready to blow me.

I ran out like a chicken.

Wow, but why not accept the blow jobs?

[SnoopySmurf]

Wow, but why not accept the blow jobs?

They bite. Don't ask me how I know.