One liner

[SLIMZ]

sorry to start a thread such as these, probably ako lang ang mag-iispam dito. just something to share your inside to. probably one liner (or two, or three, depends on the case) that came up in your mind. could be a joke, an adage, an adjective, someone you've meet kanina, or nadulas na ka-office mate, or anything.

good time to release your spamming power...

[SLIMZ]

you have a surprise quiz tomorrow
-Ms. Santos, my high school english teacher

[czars_salad]

"that will do"
my profs are used to saying this line whenever we fail to complete our recitation, hehe

[guardian]

Dont judge my Brother, He's not a BOOK!!!
Melanie Marquez refering to brother Joey during Kris Aquino break UP
(SHOWBIZ hehehehehehe)

[xzworks]

"Dont prolong the agony"
-adviser ko nung highschool.pag wala pang nagpapasa ng papel pero mga wala namang masagot sa test.

[Chadmack]

you do great things with you tongue
a girlfriend

[SLIMZ]

mmm,mmm,mmm,mmm
-crash test dummy

[SLIMZ]

you do great things with you tongue
a girlfriend

you do great things with your tongue
my exboyfriend

[SLIMZ]

careful, careful
male porcupine said to female porcupine while making love

[kadyo's]

Don't be caught in a web of procrastination
me reminding meself