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  • [REAL TALK] Beercules? Who b he? Sure he's pretty, beercules beyond the glory!!

    I may or may not/naught, make this a regular theme, who is Beercules. In my book he's a fraud, he acts soft, but only fools would agree. If and only if, I had or needed a guy to have me back... It'd be beer...we both clown to much, and he don't mind being clowned... his dad's fighting spirit passéd to him, epigeneticslly. Father to son+adversity!

    His father was a man among men, his son is a prince among fools.

    Hope Beer realizes I'll harvest husband pretty azz, with a quickness f he doesn't accept his role.

    Nothing but love for beer...

  • #2
    1. He stinks
    2. He's a wuss and beta
    3. He's lied and it is his brother that was in the Marines
    4. The cat he claims is his belongs to the neighborhood crazy cat lady and he just babysits it from time to time
    5. He uses his white privilege to get out of situations

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Zaroku View Post
      I may or may not/naught, make this a regular theme, who is Beercules. In my book he's a fraud, he acts soft, but only fools would agree. If and only if, I had or needed a guy to have me back... It'd be beer...we both clown to much, and he don't mind being clowned... his dad's fighting spirit passéd to him, epigeneticslly. Father to son+adversity!

      His father was a man among men, his son is a prince among fools.

      Hope Beer realizes I'll harvest husband pretty azz, with a quickness f he doesn't accept his role.

      Nothing but love for beer...
      No
      I though all his talk was a plot and deep down he was a pyschopath

      But then he uploaded a pic

      He's softer than punchrs erection

      Even with his guns a quick swift man slap to his face would put him in a coma

      I do like beercules a lot though
      Solid dude

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      • #4
        Originally posted by *TonyMontana* View Post
        No
        I though all his talk was a plot and deep down he was a pyschopath

        But then he uploaded a pic

        He's softer than punchrs erection

        Even with his guns a quick swift man slap to his face would put him in a coma

        I do like beercules a lot though
        Solid dude

        You got beer ****ed up with soft azz douche bags.
        I'd go to war with his pink Latino azz. My other killing fools are Tua, and Native.

        Those mofos are certified hard, and they be praying for war!!!

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        • #5
          **** you guys.


          I lost my phone wallet house keys at my sisters last night.


          Had to climb up my fire escape drunk as ****. I live on the 3rd floor by the way.


          So ****ed.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Zaroku View Post
            You got beer ****ed up with soft azz douche bags.
            I'd go to war with his pink Latino azz. My other killing fools are Tua, and Native.

            Those mofos are certified hard, and they be praying for war!!!
            I feel like spilling some ****ing guts now man. I have a ****ty ass tablet with a ****ing 4 inch charger and I'm ****ed.


            No phone wallet or keys.


            I feel like shooting someone in the ****ing throat but I'm going to get drunk

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Zaroku View Post
              You got beer ****ed up with soft azz douche bags.
              I'd go to war with his pink Latino azz. My other killing fools are Tua, and Native.

              Those mofos are certified hard, and they be praying for war!!!
              Haha I'm just fxckin with him
              Any man who served gets my full respect
              Dudes going through the motions right now and he's holding up well it seems
              When my mom passed it very well nearly destroyed me

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Beercules View Post
                **** you guys.


                I lost my phone wallet house keys at my sisters last night.


                Had to climb up my fire escape drunk as ****. I live on the 3rd floor by the way.


                So ****ed.
                Originally posted by Beercules View Post
                I feel like spilling some ****ing guts now man. I have a ****ty ass tablet with a ****ing 4 inch charger and I'm ****ed.


                No phone wallet or keys.


                I feel like shooting someone in the ****ing throat but I'm going to get drunk
                I can picture the cat locking all the windows like THIS IS MY HOUSE NOW!
                I RUN SHLT HERE
                Y'ALL JUST LIVE HERE!!!!!

                Then he has a lil cat party and drinks all beers beers haha


                Then he fxcks around and finds one of beers guns and goes on a killing spree.....

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Beercules View Post
                  I feel like spilling some ****ing guts now man. I have a ****ty ass tablet with a ****ing 4 inch charger and I'm ****ed.


                  No phone wallet or keys.


                  I feel like shooting someone in the ****ing throat but I'm going to get drunk
                  If I were there, 4 Japanese cum sluts would take you home, you'd never fire a load in vain.

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                  • #10
                    nah man. I worked with Recon Marines. Those are the Marine Corps special forces.


                    1/9 Alpha. B Co 1st platoon

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