How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[alza1988]

[squealpiggy]

well that makes two of us then.

Apparently there are a sizable minority in the US that think that the devil is real. That's worrying. That really is one step away from burning witches because the rains haven't come.

[Spartacus Sully]

virgin sacrifice's bring the rain not burning witches

[alza1988]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Catholic_Church

[squealpiggy]

virgin sacrifice's bring the rain not burning witches

It depends. If the witch is preventing the rain from coming then sacrificing a witch works perfectly well. I've seen it happen: No rain, and then the village burned the witch and a few weeks later there was rain! Glory!

[Spartacus Sully]

Damn witches fu*kin with the weather.

[Leakbeak]

Accept Islam for your salvation

[squealpiggy]

Accept Islam for your salvation

I'm actually looking for salvation from Islam.

[tyson]

It's actually a valid claim that you will be salvated by accepting Islam.

Because if you don't, they'll kill you.

[xfrodobagginsx]

Please read this first Post.