What would you do if you married a really hot girl and........

[Taaj Manzoor]

She turned into a right munter?


Something like this:

[SplitSecond]

i'd cave her head in and bury her in the backyard, simple

[ƒallenloki]

i'd cave her head in and bury her in the backyard, simple

Hope you have some heavy duty mining equipment to bury that corpse

[-Huey-]

That's why you shouldn't marry a lazy braid. If I'm gonna be working out everyday and maintain my six pack, her ass better not get fat.

[Taaj Manzoor]

That's why you shouldn't marry a lazy braid. If I'm gonna be working out everyday and maintain my six pack, her ass better not get fat.

How do you stop her eating though?

[Spray_resistant]

I like squishier lasses but they can't weigh much more than me.

[Derranged]

Hard to imagine she'd turn into the blob. But I guess stranger things have happened.

[Pez]

lol "munters." i'm gonna add that to "mate" and "wank." i gotta say, british slang is contagious.

[-Kev-]

I would enjoy using my **** to harpoon that whale's vagina all night.

Just imagine her riding you with all her strength, just pounding your dick, up and down, putting all her weight on it and doing it really fast. Tell me you didn't get at least semi-hard thinking about this?

[Miburo]

I would enjoy using my **** to harpoon that whale's vagina all night.

Just imagine her riding you with all her strength, just pounding your dick, up and down, putting all her weight on it and doing it really fast. Tell me you didn't get at least semi-hard thinking about this?

Nah Kev I can do without broken hips and ruptured internal organs.