FAO the Lounge ******s

[Porter's Dad]

You know, I kinda get it. Kinda.

This is a forum comprised solely of males, who parade beautiful women in their avatars/sig, and spend a lot of time talking/reading about sex in threads. Hey, I've done that too.

So when a female actually enters this realm, it's a little jarring. Plus, you know that any self-respecting woman with self-esteem would not spend time on a forum populated by boorish, barely illiterate mongoloids, and trying to get their attention. What does this mean, you ask? She's dumb and easy. This perks people up.

So...I get it. Kinda.

But what I don't get is the numerous threads about this girl. The numerous posts about her. The way someone who don't know **** about boxing (™ Floyd Mayweather) is on....a boxing forum, and getting fawned on by you suckers. She's a non-entity, there's no personality to speak of. I'm not even gonna comment on the looks, cos even if she was this magnificent beauty....so what? I'd still SMH at the idiots putting her on a pedestal.

And what I don't get....is that there are a million forums where there's a close to equal male/female spread of posters. Forums are not gender divided, and this is a naughty girl who slipped out and into our forum. You wanna meet someone online? That's fine, there's many sites to do that on (and I don't even mean dating ones) But a female posting here does not mean you need to spazz out.

I mean, to see the likes of Spartacus Sully mack on this girl (and not in an ironic, knowing way) is so monumentally stupid and cringeworthy.

So listen up Lounge ******s, and listen up good....stop giving this silly girl attention non-stop. She doesn't deserve it. She's playing you, sucking up your energy and attention for her own gratification.

Stop being so brainless and shallow, and stop wasting your time over someone you've actually got little chance of ****ing.

And if you do....then God help ya.


In fact, I hope you all get Catfish'd.

[Bossy]

You know, I kinda get it. Kinda.

This is a forum comprised solely of males, who parade beautiful women in their avatars/sig, and spend a lot of time talking/reading about sex in threads. Hey, I've done that too.

So when a female actually enters this realm, it's a little jarring. Plus, you know that any self-respecting woman with self-esteem would not spend time on a forum populated by boorish, barely illiterate mongoloids, and trying to get their attention. What does this mean, you ask? She's dumb and easy. This perks people up.

So...I get it. Kinda.

But what I don't get is the numerous threads about this girl. The numerous posts about her. The way someone who don't know **** about boxing (™ Floyd Mayweather) is on....a boxing forum, and getting fawned on by you suckers. She's a non-entity, there's no personality to speak of. I'm not even gonna comment on the looks, cos even if she was this magnificent beauty....so what? I'd still SMH at the idiots putting her on a pedestal.

And what I don't get....is that there are a million forums where there's a close to equal male/female spread of posters. Forums are not gender divided, and this is a naughty girl who slipped out and into our forum. You wanna meet someone online? That's fine, there's many sites to do that on (and I don't even mean dating ones) But a female posting here does not mean you need to spazz out.

I mean, to see the likes of Spartacus Sully mack on this girl (and not in an ironic, knowing way) is so monumentally stupid and cringeworthy.

So listen up Lounge ******s, and listen up good....stop giving this silly girl attention non-stop. She doesn't deserve it. She's playing you, sucking up your energy and attention for her own gratification.

Stop being so brainless and shallow, and stop wasting your time over someone you've actually got little chance of ****ing.

And if you do....then God help ya.


In fact, I hope you all get Catfish'd.

Whilst I agree with 90% of what you said, you are completely delusional if you think I came on this forum to 'meet men' or that I gain some sort of weird gratification from the almost always negative attention I receive. So what, I am on a forum full of men ... WOW! That doesn't mean I lack self-respect, it means ... I AM ON A FORUM FULL OF MEN.

I joined this site for the football thread really, but haven't been able to use it, as I don't want the craziness to follow into there.


Here's the thing, stop dedicating threads to me, stop telling people how ******ed they are for giving me attention and guess what ...

THEY WILL STOP GIVING ME ATTENTION.

I have no idea who you are, as I am positive I have never spoke to you, but please don't assume you know my 'motivates'.

[Medved]

She came to this forum because she probably got owned on 4chan or another forum where she slutted it up. She is a classic attenti0n whore.

Who comes to a boxing forum, who doesnt follow boxing and the first posts she makes is talking about being a girl and putting her pic everywhere?

She craves the attention, as she is clicking refresh on the mouse with her right hand she has a silver bullet in her left hand thats stimulating her clitoris, each post that she gets from losers like Like a Boss (now Krotchy) and the mustache weirdo and JohnLocke she gets hornier and hornier that there is some losers writing her love poems and spending hours making her avatars.

Might as well as become a craigslist escort, atleast you will make money out of the attention that you get.

[Medved]

DP. Double Post, not Double Peener

[KingDosia]

Get the stick out of your ass. Why do women threaten you so? Relax, it's just p*ssy.

[Derranged]

NSB has more ******s than the Lounge.

[Bossy]

DP. Double Post, not Double Peener

I'm an attention whore? Yet you steady post threads with ridiculous content that provoke an almost always negative response?

Right.

Oh, hi Pot, meet, Kettle.

BLACK.

[Porter's Dad]

Whilst I agree with 90% of what you said, you are completely delusional if you think I came on this forum to 'meet men' or that I gain some sort of weird gratification from the almost always negative attention I receive. So what, I am on a forum full of men ... WOW! That doesn't mean I lack self-respect, it means ... I AM ON A FORUM FULL OF MEN.

I joined this site for the football thread really, but haven't been able to use it, as I don't want the craziness to follow into there.


Here's the thing, stop dedicating threads to me, stop telling people how ******ed they are for giving me attention and guess what ...

THEY WILL STOP GIVING ME ATTENTION.

I have no idea who you are, as I am positive I have never spoke to you, but please don't assume you know my 'motivates'.

Oh but I do know who you are. You're just a silly girl whose found a place to get a disproportionate amount of attention to what you (and I know you) deserve. Don't feed me lines about your motives, I am way too smart and perceptive for that. I know people like you. Quite frankly, you're not that complex that I need to double-guess my observations.

You wanna post in the football thread? No, you don't. You're still feeding off the buzz. You don't want to talk Wenger and Arsenal's failings and football in general. Why would you, you're reeling these suckers in pretty nicely.

The thing about you is - if this forum was 40% female, you wouldn't be here. That's a fact.

BTW, you're damn right we haven't spoken.

Cos I've got class and brains and standards.

I don't even really hate you, you're just an average girl getting off on the attention. It's the ******s who get suckered in who are more pitiful.

Though you're pretty garbage yourself.

[Porter's Dad]

NSB has more ******s than the Lounge.

That may be true but has nothing to do with the topic. She hasn't infested NSB yet with her brand of attention-whoring. Cos she doesn't know **** about boxing.

And I'm sorry but anyone who doesn't know or care about boxing shouldn't be on this forum, even this boxing-free branch of it.

I always loved it when on fight night, the whole site was crashed, cos that meant the original incarnation of this poster, Maldava, couldn't get on here at all. I'm glad boxing inconvenienced her.

[Bossy]

Oh but I do know who you are. You're just a silly girl whose found a place to get a disproportionate amount of attention to what y
Cos I've got class and brains and standards.

I don't even really hate you, you're just an average girl getting off on the attention. It's the ******s who get suckered in who are more pitiful.

Though you're pretty garbage yourself.

Frankly, you are ridiculous. Is it supposed to bother me that you talk about Arsenal's short comings this season, because it doesn't. I am supposed to cry that a random stranger 'disapproves' of me? I couldn't careless to be honest. You say you have class? Well, I highly doubt it, as if you had class and standards and whatever else you are claiming you have, you wouldn't feel the need to insult a perfect strange because of their gender.


There is this magical little thing called ignore ... if you don't like me, for whatever reason someone dislikes a person they have never interacted with on the internet (sounds pretty insane if you ask me) use it.