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Chicago-area man sporting a “Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, [and] viper piercings,” who got busy sans condom in the bathroom of the Aragon a few months ago, congratulations! You’re about to be a dad.
An anonymous Craigslist user is searching for the man who knocked her up at a recent Motörhead and Megadeth concert. We could summarize what she wrote, but her words are far more poignant and romantic: “I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise. Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. Contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.”
Anyone who intimately remembers the woman, who described her outfit that night as, “Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, [and] knee-high black biker boots,” is encouraged to e-mail her directly.
An anonymous Craigslist user is searching for the man who knocked her up at a recent Motörhead and Megadeth concert. We could summarize what she wrote, but her words are far more poignant and romantic: “I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise. Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. Contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.”
Anyone who intimately remembers the woman, who described her outfit that night as, “Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, [and] knee-high black biker boots,” is encouraged to e-mail her directly.
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