I fell in love with a woman who works at McDonald's (whole story & need help)

[Willy Wanker]

Maybe she'll fuçk another clown too, then

I bet the Hamburglar got his fingers all up in that ass.

Wha chu gonna do about that punchr?

[GGG Gloveking]

I bet the Hamburglar got his fingers all up in that ass.

Wha chu gonna do about that punchr?

Hammy got that quarter pounder between her buns. Extra mayo

[jack_the_rippuh]

She is getting fucked in her tight little shit-smeared ass by an arrogant black thug right now.

[jack_the_rippuh]

Bet she lets the thug spit in her mouth and talk down to her.

[jack_the_rippuh]

Bet she enjoys him slapping her face and calling her cunt motherfuck wench and then reaching down her panties to find her gash and anus drenched with fecal diarrhea and blood.

[jack_the_rippuh]

Bet you thought I was going to say ******* fluid and ketchup after I said drenched with.

[jack_the_rippuh]

Bet you had a pre-grip on your shaft and pre-soak on your fingers (for the backyard) when you were reading that in anticipation of a ketchup reference, boy.

[jack_the_rippuh]

Bet you the thug's name is Naycraniel.

[jack_the_rippuh]

Bet you she's gyrating her buttocks against his pubes while he's in her. She wants to make sure as many defectory nuggets get stuck to his cock hairs.

[jack_the_rippuh]

Bet you she actually buys McNuggets for her bastard thug-mixed McJuniors.