Dogg*, I would **** you up so bad with this sword. This thing is taller than you are. This is what it would look like if I picked you up by your feet and swung you around at someone, except without the bitchin satanic handle and the kick ass blade. Oh, and the sword doesn't leave messages on my cell phone calling me the dumbest mother ****er and hoping I die. **** you for that ****, you genital ****ing wart. I drive at you with my car and hang out the window pointing this thing at you like I'm Sir Lancelot, then I drive it through your ****ing eye socket at 40 mph and mount you on my car like a flag, all while I drive to your mom's house to **** her.
You piece of ****. Own3d.
*: You can also apply this to GMan.
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