Performing before a packed crowd of 15 people last night, Hughie's on free to air in the UK (because who else would have him?) and so is possible the most-watched boxer in the UK.
Every three months or so he'll be on Channel 5 (a shit channel) and a few people will think "fuck it, I'll have a look at the daft cunt."
A friend of mine has seen him twice, and will rag on me as a result, going "THIS is the sport you like??!???"
I'll try and tell them about other boxers, but Hughie's like an anti-viagra, he's killed all the enthusiasm.
The commentators don't help, saying how good he looked last night. Of course he did... he was fighting a complete bum.
And so we go back to Hughie's masterplan:
Fights a bum - His dad says he's world class
Fights a second bum - His dad says he's world class
Fights a third bum - His dad says he's world class
Fights someone world class - His dad says a wide points loss is a good learning experience.
rinse and repeat.
While we're there, how many years are they gonna pretend those spots he has are a result of "acne"?
Every three months or so he'll be on Channel 5 (a shit channel) and a few people will think "fuck it, I'll have a look at the daft cunt."
A friend of mine has seen him twice, and will rag on me as a result, going "THIS is the sport you like??!???"
I'll try and tell them about other boxers, but Hughie's like an anti-viagra, he's killed all the enthusiasm.
The commentators don't help, saying how good he looked last night. Of course he did... he was fighting a complete bum.
And so we go back to Hughie's masterplan:
Fights a bum - His dad says he's world class
Fights a second bum - His dad says he's world class
Fights a third bum - His dad says he's world class
Fights someone world class - His dad says a wide points loss is a good learning experience.
rinse and repeat.
While we're there, how many years are they gonna pretend those spots he has are a result of "acne"?
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