Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Had to jump in a Cold shower. Feel much better now.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Fancy a matey bath?

[Oasis_Lad]

Don't mind if I do. I'm all clammy already.... fuckin' Humidity.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Me skin ain't enjoying itself.

I'm finding just holding a cold beer can to be like a religious experience... more so than usual.

[Oasis_Lad]

Don't know how all those hot Countries put up with it all the time to be honest.

Give me ol' Blighty's weather any day.

[Southpaw Stinger]

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, The Pyramids, The Parthenon and the Olympics, The Coliseum.
I don't know how any of those things got done.

I still haven't taken the bins out.

[Oasis_Lad]

There's a breeze a-blowing, and I'm starting to mellow out a little. 'Tis nice.

Here's to doing fuck all!

[Oasis_Lad]

"Thank you for coming down again Sgt. Patterson. I.. er.. appreciate it."

"Not at all Mr. Potter. Like I said: I can't understand anyone stealing beer crates."

"Yeah. Be Young Bulls sniffin' Crack. They'll go straight up their nose them beer crates. Bloody Filth."

[Southpaw Stinger]

Nowt to do tomorrow. Might just go down to the Boots Pharmacy and get tested for diabetes again.

[BOLLOCKS]

It's hip to be triangle.