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This is an officially recognized week of mourning for white trash sports fans. All Confederate flags will be flow at half staff at trailer parks around the country. Chuck Liddell is officially washed up. Yeah that’s right the Ice Man got dropped again by…by…let’s see…some other hillbilly…what’s his name…does it really matter? No it doesn’t matter unless of course you’re white trash.
For years white trash sports fans had little to be proud of. Sure there were “athletes” a plenty in “sports” that involved the combustion engine and of course there were always the fishing champions. Those “sports” are pretty much all locked up by white trash. But it’s been years since a member of the white trash demographic was a champion of any sport that required you stamp out your cigarette before the actual competition. Trailer park people are not exactly known for staying in shape. So Chuck Liddell was their man. Now that he’s done it’s back to NASCAR and Bass fishing.
I’m glad he got his ass kicked. Maybe now we can finally relegate MMA to where it belongs. In the gutter. Let’s face it, Liddell was the star attraction in MMA. I couldn’t name but one or two other guys in the sport. And why was the Iceman so popular? Because he knocked guys out with punches. You know, like they’ve been doing in boxing for like 2,000 years. Punches not gay leg locks. No one but a kweer wants to see some guy tap out with his face up against some dudes nads. No one cares about obscure martial arts like Brazilian Jew-****su or whatever they call it. It’s boring and extremely gay. No cares about wrestling or Muay Thai. What got people jazzed up about Liddell was that he was aggressive and beat the crap out of guys with punches.
Boxing is the only manly combat sport out there. That’s just the way it is. And please spare me this business about who would win a street fight. You know who wins the street fights these days? The guy with the bigger gun. That’s who. So shut the **** up about street fights already. I’m tired of hearing about MMA taking over boxing. That’s bull****. The biggest gate ever in MMA was Liddell vs. Ortiz at around $5.5 million. Not too shabby but not even in the top 20 gates of boxing. DeLahoya vs. Mayweather gated over $19 million. MMA is bush league filled with no class bums. Liddell is a bum, a drug addict and a drunk who couldn’t cut it in boxing or wrestling at a second rate college. Keep in mind he’s the cream of the crop.
MMA is for trash. In the **** world it would be a step below bestiality. I don’t care how many people watch it. It will never rise above the ranks of WWF or NASCAR. I don’t like it and am not impressed with the athletes. The only time its interesting is when you have a puncher and I already get that in boxing. Every wash out I know with a crooked nose is talking about MMA. When you can’t cut it in a real sport start pumping up obscure sports. I remember all the ******* that wilted during doubles in football. Two months later you’d see them in a bar wearing a rugby club jersey talking **** about rugby being the superior sport. Yeah right. MMA is no different. It’s for guys that couldn’t cut it in boxing and really, really enjoy the aroma of some dudes nut sack. MMA? No ****ing thank you.
This guy seems bitter but makes a couple good points.
This is an officially recognized week of mourning for white trash sports fans. All Confederate flags will be flow at half staff at trailer parks around the country. Chuck Liddell is officially washed up. Yeah that’s right the Ice Man got dropped again by…by…let’s see…some other hillbilly…what’s his name…does it really matter? No it doesn’t matter unless of course you’re white trash.
For years white trash sports fans had little to be proud of. Sure there were “athletes” a plenty in “sports” that involved the combustion engine and of course there were always the fishing champions. Those “sports” are pretty much all locked up by white trash. But it’s been years since a member of the white trash demographic was a champion of any sport that required you stamp out your cigarette before the actual competition. Trailer park people are not exactly known for staying in shape. So Chuck Liddell was their man. Now that he’s done it’s back to NASCAR and Bass fishing.
I’m glad he got his ass kicked. Maybe now we can finally relegate MMA to where it belongs. In the gutter. Let’s face it, Liddell was the star attraction in MMA. I couldn’t name but one or two other guys in the sport. And why was the Iceman so popular? Because he knocked guys out with punches. You know, like they’ve been doing in boxing for like 2,000 years. Punches not gay leg locks. No one but a kweer wants to see some guy tap out with his face up against some dudes nads. No one cares about obscure martial arts like Brazilian Jew-****su or whatever they call it. It’s boring and extremely gay. No cares about wrestling or Muay Thai. What got people jazzed up about Liddell was that he was aggressive and beat the crap out of guys with punches.
Boxing is the only manly combat sport out there. That’s just the way it is. And please spare me this business about who would win a street fight. You know who wins the street fights these days? The guy with the bigger gun. That’s who. So shut the **** up about street fights already. I’m tired of hearing about MMA taking over boxing. That’s bull****. The biggest gate ever in MMA was Liddell vs. Ortiz at around $5.5 million. Not too shabby but not even in the top 20 gates of boxing. DeLahoya vs. Mayweather gated over $19 million. MMA is bush league filled with no class bums. Liddell is a bum, a drug addict and a drunk who couldn’t cut it in boxing or wrestling at a second rate college. Keep in mind he’s the cream of the crop.
MMA is for trash. In the **** world it would be a step below bestiality. I don’t care how many people watch it. It will never rise above the ranks of WWF or NASCAR. I don’t like it and am not impressed with the athletes. The only time its interesting is when you have a puncher and I already get that in boxing. Every wash out I know with a crooked nose is talking about MMA. When you can’t cut it in a real sport start pumping up obscure sports. I remember all the ******* that wilted during doubles in football. Two months later you’d see them in a bar wearing a rugby club jersey talking **** about rugby being the superior sport. Yeah right. MMA is no different. It’s for guys that couldn’t cut it in boxing and really, really enjoy the aroma of some dudes nut sack. MMA? No ****ing thank you.
This guy seems bitter but makes a couple good points.
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