post a joke get a billion points

[T.Horton]

Can i post it in spanish?

of course muchacho.

[-jose-]

Can i post it in spanish?

Si, but you only will get uno billono peso puntos.

[Lorily]

i'll call you on Skype, sweet pea. lol

How're things, stranger?

Same ole same ole.

Did you finally get with Mary Jane? Was getting worried about you yesterday, when I didn't see you for a while I thought for sure either you were stoned to death or you had stoned to death the Church Lady.

P.S. you didn't like my MC Hammar "pray" vid I left you??? :hurt:

[KING MEAT]

I know a couple of jokes


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[Juof]

What's red, wobbles and can fly?
A jellycopter

[Terrel]

Timothy 'Canadian Biatch' Horton. No bigger joke than that.

Give me my billion points

[Ta Khent]

Your mother is so short you can see her feet on her driver's license.

[Derranged]

40 people were on a bus to Atlantic City in a rainstorm(40 including the driver). The people on this trip just happened to be the ugliest most disgusting looking people you can imagine.

The bus flips over on the New Jersey Turnpike in an accident and everyone dies.

All 40 people are now at heaven's gate St. Peter or whoever that guy is offers them each one wish before he lets them into heaven. First person says "Make me beautiful" and his wish was granted. The next 38 people all wished for the same thing.

St. Peter asks the last guy what his wish is, who's already laughing his ass off. He says "Ah fuck it make em all ugly again".

[Terrel]

40 people were on a bus to Atlantic City in a rainstorm(40 including the driver). The people on this trip just happened to be the ugliest most disgusting looking people you can imagine.

The bus flips over on the New Jersey Turnpike in an accident and everyone dies.

All 40 people are now at heaven's gate St. Peter or whoever that guy is offers them each one wish before he lets them into heaven. First person says "Make me beautiful" and his wish was granted. The next 38 people all wished for the same thing.

St. Peter asks the last guy what his wish is, who's already laughing his ass off. He says "Ah fuck it make em all ugly again".

[TBear]

Why did the chicken cross the road?