Things Chicks say they like but really dgaf about

[hectari]

All you need is a BBC.

What if you are a white dude with a purple penis? Same thing or no?

[Mighty_Windir]

Sounds like single/thirsty/virgin talk brose.

manners, humor, convo, caring, and intelligence is what they are looking for once they already know you are good looking, alpha, and a boxing fan. Anything less, and you've got a moutain to climb to complete with stallions like myself, -jose-, led, and Team Vitaminas

My man

[Beercules]

What if you are a white dude with a purple penis? Same thing or no?

Hmmmmm that might work.


We talking like Barney colored purple?

[Willy Wanker]

What if you are a white dude with a purple penis? Same thing or no?

Hmmmmm that might work.


We talking like Barney colored purple?

Grape drink colored would work. Just pour it on your dong. If don't you have a bbc, you can at least taste like a brotha.

[Beercules]

Grape drink colored would work. Just pour it on your dong. If don't you have a bbc, you can at least taste like a brotha.

When my girl comes over later I'm going to rub Popeyes on my 2 incher

[Willy Wanker]

When my girl comes over later I'm going to rub Popeyes on my 2 incher

Good idea. Maybe rub a slice of watermelon on your taint.

[Beercules]

Good idea. Maybe rub a slice of watermelon on your taint.

That girl is going to be in heaven for about 2 minutes