My dog jumped in the washing machine yesterday

[majestiC]

Don't worry, at least he died in comfort

[-CANE-]

Don't worry, at least he died in comfort

A neighbour of mine has just bought a dog and says he's going to race it. It's like a greyhound but smaller, can't think of the ****ing name for it though.

[!!TwatFace!!]

A neighbour of mine has just bought a dog and says he's going to race it. It's like a greyhound but smaller, can't think of the ****ing name for it though.

Whippet....

[-CANE-]

Whippet....

If it ****s on the floor he does.

[Fernando Torres]

Dogs are smelly disgusting creatures. Why on earth would anyone let them in their house? I hope your wahser was outside.